One day…. Mac and PC were in front of a white screen when PC got an idea.
"I'm just the gayest computer theres ever beens" thought PC.
So PC took out an USB cable and Slowly moved into a USB slot inside Mac. Eventually they connected and PC said… " HEY MAC…. I AM GAY and SO ARE YOU. Lets Date"
Surprised to finally learn the truth, Mac had sex with 15 dogs that night before their date. After coming home from their hot date to Georgia Power plant, PC parked his owners car in Macs living room. Then PC went over to Mac who was Morphing into his human FORM and Sliced his arms off with his samurai sword. It is a well known fact that ALL PC's are masters with Katanas and that every PC has a Katana stored in its Memory drive. PC then went on to summon Changulay "the computer god Word Processors" and Changulay turned macs brain into a GAINT WORD PROGRAM. PC then used his Penis Sword move to stab Mac in the heart and kill him and the rest of the Macs in the world. And the world was a better place.