Toothy has a box!
a cardboard BOX!
I got the idea when my dog started pulling things from a box. Please R&R.
"Hi everybody! Guess what I have!"
'no real friends!?'
"Umm, well, yeah...AND A BOX!"
'yeah?'
"I put lots of stuff in here! Like my iPod!"
Pulls out an iPod.
"My Neighbor's iPod."
Takes out an iPod with a disembodied hand attached.
"A Blackberry!"
takes a Blackberry out.
"My neighbor' s heroin needle,"
pulls out a needle.
"...a running Chainsaw!"
pulls out a running chainsaw.
"I even put Cub in he..."
pulls out bloody mush.
"maybe I should have turned off the chainsaw..."
"a dildo and homosexual pornograph...a WINDUP TOY!"
He throws a magazine and dildo out an open window, and pulls out a wind up toy.
"a baby bottle filled with bleach and cyanide!"
dumps the concoction into the box again.
"My water gun..."
pulls out a semiautomatic rifle.
"...Water..."
a 50-calibur bullet in his hand.
"My neighbor after the water gun fight..."
pulls out Nutty's skull.
" A timebomb from the trenches of Afghanistan!"
Rips the wires off and the timer starts.
"WHATS IN YOUR BOX?!!"
leave a reveiw about whats in your box!
REVEIW OR the Jersey Devil will be unleashed into your house!
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