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'One person can't feel all that at once, they'd explode.' ~Ron Weasley, OotP
Ron's Explosion
Ron and Harry were in a couch, alone in the Gryffindor common room, looking at Hermione, who nervously walked around next to them.
"So, ham, I have to tell you something." She stopped walking and stood in front of them.
"What is it?"
"I'm… I'm dating Draco Malfoy."
"… Draco Malfoy as in… Draco Malfoy?" Harry asked, mostly surprised and clearly still in shock.
"Yes. We started to hang out in the library and well, you know, and we decided to come out tomorrow and I wanted to tell you guys first."
"Are you sure he didn't-"
"Don't you even go there, Harry. I've wondered that myself. He isn't he just… he makes me happy." She smiled.
"O-okay. You know I don't trust him… but I do trust you."
"You-you're fine with it?"
"As long he doesn't hurt you. Because if he does…"
"Oh Harry!" she hugged him. "And… and how about you, Ron?"
Ron hadn't said a thing. He stared at the wall in front of them as he started to feel… what was he feeling?
Anger. Yeah, he was angry. Malfoy? And Hermione?
Jealousy. He kind of had a thing for Hermione. Why did she choose Malfoy?
Suspicious. Perhaps she chose him because he… he gave her a potion or something like that!
Alert! Alert! You're having more than two emotions at the same time!
Sad. Why didn't she tell them earlier? Weren't they her best friends?
Alert! Alert!
Repulse. Yeeeew, kissing Malfoy!
Attention! Your brain will self-destroy if you don't reduce your emotions in ten seconds!
10…9…8…
Worry. He didn't want his brain to explode!
…6…5…4…
Despair. Now he had even more emotions!
…3…2…
Panic. Try to relax, Ron! RELAX!
…1…
And Ron decided to mix all his emotions into just one.
Confusion.
"Ron?" Hermione repeated nervous.
"Gaaaaaaaaah?"
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Ahahhah xD this just came to my mind as I read the Order of the Phoenix again.