Just Another Fan

by theflawintheplan

Cartman's racing thoughts for the Jew....My Creative Writing class thought this was a good portrayal of Cartman, so you can blame them for my putting it up. One-sided Cartyle, please review!

Are you listening to me? Do you love me?

(I love you...)

Do you love me? Why are you angry?

Am I the reason...?

I can't bear this silence!

I cannot bear you hate!

Why put up your defense?

Can you see it's you fate to be so frustrated

Because of me...?

But don't go, don't flee!

Are you blind? (Even with your immense intelligence?)

I watch you from the sidelines,

See the rage-toward me-fill your eyes.

I don't care, as long as you look at me.

But soon you gain another wall, a defense.

If I break though your walls, what will I see?

Will I find the devotion I crave and need?

But you must love "Super Best Friend" Stan!

I'll wait for you to understand

That I fight for you and I demand

Your attention! You really should get a clue.

I LOVE you, should I say it in Hebrew?

Are you listening to me? Do you love me?

I love you, Jew.