Okay this is the first day of my new life for a year. I was forced to move to a simple town from a big city. I sit on the train in peace until a cat walks up to me. Oh right animorfic animals that walk, talk, and annoy. He sits in front of me and says, "Hello, my name is Rover. Are you visiting someone or moving?"

"I'm moving to a sea side town that is in the two next stops."

"Oh, Town Chi, my friend owns the shop there; he could get you a good house. I'll call him." He leaves and I cover my eyes with my hat. Lucky I met him, or I wouldn't have a house right now. Rover heard his stop and said, "His name is Tom Nook." Thank the Lord, no more talking. I try to move my hat around but my horns get in the way. Why do I even need these things anyway?

I hear we are pulling into Town Chi. I go to the platform of my new town. I see a large monkey and he says, "Hello my name is Porter, is there anything you need."

"No I'm meeting the-"

"Boy, boy are you the one Rover met."

I see a tanuki near the steps in an apron. I walk up and say, "Oh yes Rover we talked, so you're Tom Nook, the shop owner."

"Yep, that's me the tanuki of the hour."

I look over to the clock and see that it is November 30th, 8:00 p.m. God, is it 8 already, did I sleep that whole ride. Tom looks at me, laughs, and says, "Surprised at the time. You didn't account for the time zone difference. Well let me show you your new house." He takes me to four different houses and says, "Take your pick."

I look at all of them and I think to myself, Damn, these are really small houses. I pick the one in the upper left corner. A home is a home, might as well start somewhere. I go inside and see a journal and a radio. He says, "Okay, this house costs 19,800 costs."

"Uhm this is all I have." I hand him 1,000 bells.

He is shocked thinks for a minute and says, "This is quite a predicament, quite a predicament. Ah, I have a great idea; you can work for me until you pay off your debt."

I think it over and say, "Great idea."

"Okay, just come by my store right away."

"Wait, how do I find your store?"

"By the train station is a map."

He runs away and I go to the train map. I find the best way there and cross the bridge. Then I run into a mouse and he says, "Oh hello, pipsqueak, what is your name?"

"Alex."

"My name is Samson."

"Okay, well I have to get to Tom Nook's store."

"Okay see you some other time, and nice to meet you."

I go to the shop, but first I see apple trees. I see Tom waiting for me and gave me a uniform and said change. I look at him, considering there is no bathroom, and he looks back but seems like I just wasn't listening. "Well, put it on."

"Where can I go to change?"

"What are you talking about, don't you know how to insta-change?"

I give him a look like he had twenty heads. "No, I've never heard of it."

He takes out one of his shirts and switches clothes, "You'll learn eventually. You can change in the back for now."

I go behind the shop and change looking over to make sure no one's around. The uniform fits perfectly on me so I go into the shop and says, "Now you're ready to work. Now I want you to plant these flowers and saplings."

I take the flowers and plant them around the shop and plant the trees near the train. Tom Nook looks at the area and smiles. He then tells me to meet everyone in the town. I sigh, I hate meeting people, this is going to suck.

I look around and see house I go up to it. I knock on the door and I see a female cat walk out of the door. "Oh, hello, my name is Purrl and you are?"

"I'm Alex, I just moved into town."

"You work for Old Tommy."

I am shocked, "How did you know?"

"You're wearing the shirt."

"Oh yeah, that's good to remember."

"Well, have a nice day."

I go down a hill and see a chicken, so I talk to her. "Hello my name is Alex."

"That's nice well I'm Leigh and I've been…" she talks for about ten minutes straight. I listen, for the most part. I soon leave further down and meet a dog in a uniform and say, "Hello are you knew in town take these clothes?"

He gives me a No. 1 and a No. 67 shirt. I look at him and except the shirt considering I had nothing else, not even other clothes. "No get along little kid." I walk around the coast and see a little sewing store. I go inside and say hello. A very talkative and shy pair of sisters looks at me and says welcome to Able Sisters. I look around and see nothing I like. I go to a wishing well and see an old tortoise and say hello to him. He looked at me and said/yelled "Whippersnapper, what do you think you're doing this late at night, it's past midnight."

"It's only 8:25."

"Don't you know not to argue with your elders, especially the mayor?"

T-the mayor, "I-I'm so sorry. I am Alex, I just moved here and I'm temporarily working for Tom Nook." I bow to show respect.

He nods and I hear a voice in my head, Welcome to Town Chi, Alex.

Great, I'm in an animal town for half an hour and I already hear voices in my head.

I am the wishing well of this town.

Oh hello.

I walk up the hill on this side of the town and see my house but I see on the acre to the right I notice I've never seen before. I go up to it and knock on the door and an eagle opens the door. He asks, "Who are you and what are you doing by my house?"

"I'm new in town, my name is Alex-"

"Who asked for your life story, what do you want?"

"I'm working for Tom Nook for a while so he told me to meet everyone. Besides, I just want this year to end so I can leave this town, so get over yourself."

I go to the next house I see, very annoyed and see a cat. He runs up to me and says, "Nice to meet you, Alex"

"How do you know my name?"

"I went to the store and old Tom told me he hired a human."

"Okay, how does he know my name?"

"He saw your name on your wallet. Well he's waiting for you, you should probably go."

I run back to the store. Tom says, "How about I give you a job? Can you give this to Purrl, she ordered it a while ago."

"Sure give me a minute." I do this and few other delivery tasks. He says that no more are ready so he tells me to write a letter to the best costumer, Buzz. "Buzz, I meet everyone, but I don't remember a Buzz."

"He's a tall argumentative eagle. Ring a bell, or a fight?"

"So you heard?"

"No, he usually fights when he first meets a person, but you'll get to know and like him."

"Okay, so what do I have to write about?"

"Just talk about the shop."

"Okay, I'll get back to you when I mail it."

I write a short letter to Buzz, telling him about the low prices and friendly faces. I go to the post office and see a pink pelican. She says, "You have a letter or what?"

I hand her the letter and she says, "Okay, when you leave close the door."

I go back to the store, help the villagers and everything is fine until Tom Nook called me. "Come back to the store, I need you for a delivery."

"What is it?"

"I know you don't like him, but give this axe to Buzz."

"Oh, lucky me."

"Oh, in that case you should be on your way."

Basturd. "Okay give me the axe and hope I don't kill him"

"Please don't he's good business."

I leave, see Samson, cross the bridge, pass my house, and arrive at Buzz's house. I knock on his door and he opens it. He looks at me, is about to say something, but I cut him off. "Her is your axe, have a nice day."

"Wait, come back here."

I go back and he does what I never would've expected…. He slapped my ass. "What… the… hell… was… that."

"You're hot, what do you except me to do?"

"Not slap my ass."

"Come on, tight-ass"

I run to the shack. I tell him what happened and he says he had one last job for me to just write an ad on the bulletin board, and after that I finished. "You can get some sleep first, if you want?"

I write a rhyme, check the day off, and go to sleep.