Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse

by Colossal Titan's Hoe

Hey, I'm Max. I felt bad for you Survivors, so I'm writing a survival guide so that you don't, ya know... die.

1. Prologue

SURVIVING THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE

by Max Strider

Prologue: Hey

Hey, my name is Max. It's currently sometime in maybe March or 2017. The infected started spreading about 5 or 6 years ago. You lose count sometimes. If I'm killed, I hope someone in need of help will find this. Or maybe if this all blows over, it'll go down in history. Or maybe I'll survive and sell it as a memoir. I mean I'm more likely to live than the Survivors are.

Oh, I left out one important detail: I'm infected.

I know, I know, you're thinking, "Why should I listen to the advice of an Infected? All they do it kill." But keep in mind that you Survivors are extremely irritating, not to mention tempting. I really don't care if you end up no listening to my advise. But just read it anyway and think about how logical it actually is. You'd be surprised.

I'll be covering a number of topics, from Infected Basics, to the Special Infected, to what you should do to avoid zombie confrontations. I highly recommend listening to my advice. Unless you want to join the majority of us as Infected.

Best of luck,

Max