The Simon with the moustache woke up only to realize that he missed his alarm, Late again! "Blonde Simon is going to kill me!" he thought to himself. After quickly getting dressed and washing his face in the sink, he ran out the front door to find his brother or cousin, the blonde-haired Simon, waiting for him in that car he drove.
"Simon, are you EVER on time?" He asked Simon with the moustache.
"I'm workin' on it cuz or bro!" Simon with the moustache replied, with his typical smartass attitude.
He hopped in Blonde Simon's car and the drove off to the station, or office, or wherever they worked. When they got there, the chief or editor said "Simon and Simon, so good of you to drop in! I've got an assignment for you!"
"What have you got for us?" asked Blonde Simon.
"Your old enemy has been at it again. I want you to go to that place he frequents and bring him in."
"Now, or can I have my coffee and donut first?" Moustache Simon asked, sarcastically.
"Always clowning around! Are you sure you guys are related?"
The Simon guys got back into the car and drove across the city the show is set in to arrive at a warehouse or club frequented by their archrival. As they entered, they were jumped by a couple of thugs and tied to a chair in a backroom.
"Well well well, if it isn't the Simon brothers or cousins!" snarled the villain. "How are you going to get out of this one?"
How indeed! Stay tuned for the next exciting episode!