[A/N: Hey there! I just recently watched Firefly because I never got around to it and I wanted to see what all the hype was about.
I got through all the episodes in two days.
Needless to say, I now love the show (and it should not have ended EVER), and I'm working on a whole slew of shiny fanfiction about it. This here's part of a tale I'm writing about Jayne (my favorite character) and an OC who's not like any girl he's ever met before. Within the story, Mal finds Jayne's diary lying around, and decides to share his findings with the crew (sans Jayne, of course).
I'll be posting the whole story when it's finished, but for now, I thought y'all might like to see this bit.
(Poem adapted from the lyrics to "All of Me" by John Legend.)
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A Pom By JAYNE
What wood I do without yer gorram smart mouth
Drawlin' me in, n' than kickin' me out
You got my hed spinnin', no kiddin'. I can't ruttin' pin you down
Er, I mean, figer you out
Althogh I woold like to pin you down
What the hell's goin' on in that beutifull mind
It's like a magkul misterey ride
I git so dizzy
Donno whut hit me
Prolly your fist
But I'll be a'rite
It's like my head's unnerwater
But I'm still brething fine
Yer crazy and I'm outta my mined
Cuz alla me loves alla you
Love yer curves and all yer edges
Defnitly yer curves
Yer my end and my beiginnin
Even wen I lose I'm winnin'
Ah, gorram it, that don't make one ruttin' ounsa sence
I achilly do cair about you
Dunno why I even botherd tryin'
But when I say all this po-tree go se, I ain't lyin'
At least that rimd.