Kay, just a small collab with Cetty the Mary Sue Slayer. :3. Yeah, it's supposed to be really short, as it's gonna be funny.


Chapter 1; Where art thou Romeo?

The golden-ish cat creeped out of the freaky dark allyway, giggling. Her friend, Cassandra had dared her to go in. She did, and nothing had tried to get her! Cass would be /so/ jealous!

"Yeah! I like, totally got, like, out alive! Like, yeah, baby!" She smiled and started shreiking with glee, humourous as ever, really.

"No, like, WAY, GIRL!" Cassandra squealed, and they both burst into giggles, when suddenly a large, triceratops-like figure stared at them.

"Like, who's.. like, that!" Cassandra squealed, freaked out.

"I'm Munkustrap, but you can call me Munk, ladies. It's dangerous out here; you know that." The large silvery cat stated blandly, looking around, making sure they were alone.

"Ohmygosh, he's, like, HOT! Omg!" Demeter squealed to Cassandra, giggling and shooting the strage silver cat a quick glance. He had heard that, but he ingnored the girly-girls and jumped away, into the light of a lamp.

"C'mon, girls. Don't you have owners or something?" He asked, polite and dignified. "If not, you can stay at the Junkyard."

"Ohmygosh.. that would, like.. be, like great! I bet you do this all the time, for.. like, girls!" Cassandra squealed and stopped rather fast so she didn't trip over a brick and hurt her pretty claws that had been extended into razor sharp tips to scratch another girl that got in tyhe way of her boyfriend. Shee was totally gonna win this guy's heart, even if it meant getting dirty. She shuddered delicatly.

"Um, yeah.. Anyway, follow me." Munkustrap said, awkwardly waving his hand in the general direction of the Junkyard.


Kay, Cettie. You're turn. )