Text conversations.
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John: Sherlock, what is the glowing green stuff in the kitchen? 6pm
Sherlock: Slime. 6:02pm
John: Okay, and it is alive how? 6:05pm
Sherlock: It's alive? Fascinating, don't touch it. 6:06pm
John: It's decimating the kitchen 6:24pm
John: Never mind, I dealt with it, its gone 6:40pm
John: You owe Mrs. Hudson a new kitchen 6:41pm
Sherlock: Why did you destroy it? 6:42pm
John: It was trying to eat me 6:43pm
Sherlock: It was only a little bit of slime John 6:45pm
John: It must have grown, cause that was not little 6:46pm
John: How do you get slime out of furniture anyway? 6:58pm
Sherlock: I find vinegar works, how did you destroy it? 6:59pm
John: Flamethrower. 7:00pm
Sherlock: Be serious 7:01pm
John: I was 7:02pm
Sherlock: Oh, then you owe Mrs. Hudson the new kitchen, not me. 7:04pm
John: We talked, we agree it was your evil slime, thus you replace the kitchen. 7:10pm
Sherlock: That is not how it works 7:12 pm
Mycroft: I shall have builders on site tomorrow Dr. Watson, please ask Mrs. Hudson to pick out a colour scheme, I require my brothers full attention so do please stop interrupting us 7:13pm
Sherlock: No, please do continue, this is slime business is far more interesting. 7:14pm
John: um, it's not as dead as first thought, please send back up. Lestrade and team covered in goop. Also, they have a case for you, looks like a six 7:30pm
Sherlock: they can shower, not interested. 7:31pm
John: it is trying to eat Mrs. Hudson, who was to be fair, throwing things at it. 7:32pm
Sherlock: I shall be home immediately. Why was Mrs. Hudson feeding it? 7:32pm
John: claims she wasn't feeding it, she was assaulting it. 7:33pm
Mycroft: swat team on way, stand by. 7:35pm
John: righty o. 7:36pm
John: Where are you anyway? swat team made it mad, but hair dryer worked wonders, we owe Mrs. H and the neighborhood ladies new ones. 7:54pm
Sherlock: Mycroft has threatened to show you my baby pictures should I tell you. 7:55pm
John: ... Okay then. 7:56pm
John: Shall I order Chinese? 8:00pm
Sherlock: the usual. 8:01pm