Chapter 1: AN: hi my name is e.l but you can call me snow queen ice dragon thx. I am writing dis fan fiction based on hairy potter bc I rly like it so yeh hope u do too soz that its short I just want to start slowly guyz.
hiiiiiii my nayme is ebony raven winter syphillus way and im a vampy vampire hhehe. So like um im a witch and also im a vampire and I go to this skull called Hogwarts its where people kind of like me go except not rly bc its full of fckn preps ugh yuck I want to kill them all rly but Im not allowed because I might get expled. I was walking fastly towards the door when suddenlie I saw my frend drako malfoy I sed hi. "hi enoby" he sed back while blushing on his pale skin. He was wering foundashun a lot lyk my own witch madd me blush 2 bc it meant we were alike he obviously seen that we were rly similare so he came over and sed to me "come here ebony I hath sumthink 2 show 2 u" I follow into the forreste. The forbidden foreest. This was against the skewl rulez but I didn't kare because I didnt reely lissen 2 the rulez bc I do wat I want usuwally. "follow me I hath somethink 2 show u" sed drako So I followed him into the forbid forrest. We saw a car screamed suddenly he pushed me towards a the whomping willow and whomped my willo. Ohhhhhhhhhh draco u r da bestest. "WHAT THE FUCK ARE U MOTHA FUCKAS DOING" asked Dumbledore our gay HEADmaster apparently gay people are good at head or something I rly dont knowwhy he calls himself that but whateva I don't kare anyway lol.