Title: Perverse.
Fandom:Fullmetal Alchemist.
Characters:
Roy, Ed.
Rating:
R.
Gerne: Romance.
Notes:
Havoc is such a great character... I find him to be so amusing...
Once more, for Lady Jade, as if I needed a reason to shower her with
love XD
Perverse.
I don't know how I feel about it. Well, at least I know I feel something, but it's... complicated. Yeah.
Roy Mustang is fucking Ed Elric.
Flame is fucking Fullmetal.
Fuck, the Universe just farted so horribly.
It's not that they're gay... well, partly it is, because it kinda clears up the whole Roy-Maes thing... but no. It's not that I'm against it. It's Roy doing Ed. The Big Boss and the Little Boss. Well shit. I don't think less of them, you'd need to be pretty blind and pretty much suicidal to think less of either of them, since... you know, they've proven their worth more times than it's healthy in this big, fucking, pointless war. Nah, they're men and men enough to transmutate you into something squishable if you piss them off.
Roy and Ed.
Goddamnit.
It's just... hell, it's Ed. And Ed is... Ed is Ed. He's short and spiteful and fierce and violent and careless and reckless and he needs to visit anger management. But he's also loyal Ed, the upbeat kid that put up with Al and all that came with that. The one that never gave up on anyone. Nah, I respect Ed a good deal, I'm man enough to admit it.
But Roy... God, Roy. The bastard womanizer that had made it a promise to force Hawkeye into a miniskirt when he was Fuhrer. Distracted, caffeine addicted Roy. The lewd, annoying, pressing bastard who enjoyed to rile up Ed at all costs.
I don't know... I can see it work, of course, but it's... what's the word? Roy breaking god damn knows how many hearts in that stupid harem of his, and Ed following along... it's a bit perverse, really.
Yeah, Roy and Ed are perverse.
But god damn it if it won't make things interesting here for a while.