Once upon a time, long, long ago, there lived a faggot named Brimir.
He was an absolute douche, so douche, which we had to make him have magic powers of fairies.
He kidnap- I mean he summoned four random people to become his magical maid squad.
With his four man-maids, he went off and saved the world from the terrors of the mighty Godzilla which risen from the ocean one day and tried to destroy this stupid world.
After fucking around and killing Godzilla using plot magic, Brimir, being a complete idiot, went and challenged the elves that had godmode and lost instantly.
With his failure, he caused a bad plot story to be formed with an annoying pink haired void mage and her shitty guy familiar.
This is the story of one man who will save this bad plot!
And his name is OC!
OC was a powerful man with the universe at his disposal.
He was so powerful that we cannot let him be in the story without using plot holes to protect the planet.
We now fast forward in time to the same old boring familiar summoning shit done by what's' her name Louise.
[Summon familiar text insert here] come!
Green portal opens and out comes the boring guy familiar!
A wild OC appeared from the portal as well!
Wild OC uses run and escapes towards the forest.
OC uses hyper-beam and destroys Albion, saving us many chapters of plot that I was supposed to write about it.
OC flies to the magical land of Germany I mean Germania.
Germania was utterly demolished and the people were replaced by giant laser cows that will rule the planet by dominating the dairy market.
Romania was fucked up by huge chocolate waterfalls that drowned all life.
Tristan was obliterated by the giant man-eating batman, without joker to help stop him, death was inevitable.
This is the end of the story.
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