I LOVE YOU
(A John Cena/Maria Story)
Maria was just coming out of the shower in her robe when John Cena came barging in.
John: Maria? Are you here?
Maria: Yeah. I'm----John?
John: I need your help.
Maria: What is it?
John: You see, there is this match—
Maria: I see
John: It's an inter gender tag team match.
Maria: Really?
John: Yeah and I was hoping–
Maria: You were hoping for what John?
John: I was hoping that you would be my partner.
Maria: Really? Me. I don't have much experience though. You could just ask Mickey. She's a good wrestler.
John: Are you mental?
Maria: No.
John: Sorry. I meant Mickie is crazy and I just don't want her as a partner.
Maria: But why me John?
John: Listen, Maria, you're the prettiest diva I know–
Maria: Really?
John: Yeah. You are.
Maria: I will gladly be your partner tonight but–
John: But what?
Maria: Can I ask you a question?
John: Go ahead. Ask me anything.
Uh-oh. Here it goes. Hope he doesn't hate me for this.
Maria: Can I do something that I've been waiting to do?
John: Should I cover my eyes?
Maria: You might not want to.
John: Why? What are you gonna do.
Uh-oh. This can't be good. John thought.
Maria: Um. John, come closer.
John: Okay.
Maria: Are you ready?
John: I've been ready for----
Maria interrupted his sentence and kissed him on the lips.
John: Uh. Maria. You–
Maria: Did I do something wrong?
John: No. It's just your towel fell while you were kissing me.
Maria: Oh my gosh. I'm so embarrassed. (She picked up the towel and put it on)
John: Hey. No need to be embarrassed. It happens every time.
Maria: So-----John can we kiss again?
John: I don't have no problems with----
Maria interrupted his sentence and kissed him on the lips again.
John: Maria, Maria, Maria
Maria: What?
John: I just wanted to ask if you like me?
Maria: I guess so. Do you like me?
John:No----I love you.
The End!
I know. I know. It's a weird story then I usually write them. It's not my fault it's 1:40 AM!