A/N hi guys, this story might be a bit ooc but i promise it will still be good. Hopefully. There is a myth in which zeus gets captured by poseidon and hera. They do so to make him a better ruler. This is how i think it happened.
Someones pov.
Zeus entered the room with a sigh. For a god with so much energy crackling around him, he knew how to be lazy. Apollo respectfully stopped talking to hermes about why the sun prank wouldnt work. Dont ask. "WHAT?!" Zeus roared. Hera shook her head slightly. "husband" she said in a strained voice. "An...agreement, has been made. NOW!"
Zeus looked up confused. He was, however, to late. Posedion ran up to him and sprung on top of him with a net of woven gold. Oh, zeus struggled, but he was FAR to late. Hermes had his snakes wrapped around his legs; Athena had some sort of music playing which enhanced his mind in its panic; even Ares had contributed by wrapping his bandanna (which he complained ruined the "look") around zeus's head and extending it to tie on the back of the throne. Aphrodite opened her purse and applied a certain amount of make-up on his eyes so he coudnt see. Artemis worried about his flailing arms, it is lucky though that poseidon was so strong she neednt have cared. "MUTINY" he screamed. Posedion rolled his eyes "as far as im aware, we are NOT in my domain" (a/n just in case your wondering poseidon meant the sea as mutiny is only used at sea) zeus however just kept screeching. In the end he whispered "im not a faithful husband, hera. But is this my only true punishment?"
Hera sighed. "Your unfaithful, zeus, but i knew that when i married you. No, this is because a bad a husband you are, you are a worse leader. For that you are to be cast in tartarus".
"NO!" he screeched. "i shall rule. I will be the leader you wish. Spare me!" zeus pleaded. No one believed zeus, but everyone saw problems in his absence. They looked at hera. "we dont believe you. We do however know that your absence will wreck havoc as we-and mortals- need you"
Zeus smiled a smug smile. Then hera did something she wanted to do for years. She slapped him across the face. Remember how earlier i talked about aphrodite's contribution? Yeah, thats right. No one knew what to do. Poseidon leaned against aphrodite and whispered "he cant see, can he?" "blind as a bat" was her reply. Poseidon smiled, walked up to an astounded zeus, and punched him square in the eyes. Everyone smiled and shrugged, and threw all their anger at him. Hera laughed at the new trend she'd started. Hades sprinted into the room. "OHHHHHHH. I missed the capture. What are you doing?"
In answer, Athena pointed at zeus and kicked him in the groin. Smiling like an idiot, she gestured for him to give it a try. He looked at her nervously, but decided not to pass up the chance.
OUCH! JESUS! WHO KNEW THAT HADES WAS SO FLEXIBLE! *ahem* I mean... Lets just say zeus is going to hurt for a long time. 3 days later the pain stopped and zeus opened his eyes; a cruel smile on his lips. Revenge? Of course! But it is a different story, and this way i can make a sequel. If you see lightning, or very angry clouds, both review and pm me, so that i may share zeus's fabulous form of torture.