Randomness 3!!
A/N: This story just randomly came to me because I wanted to write. Hope you like it, and if anything is misspelled it's because I'm used to it fixing the word for me on my computer but I'm on my uncles and I'm not sure if it does that. Oh it does. Ok never mind…
Well here's the story…
Summary: Jeff Hardy, John Cena, and Randy Orton go to the local Mall at Christmas time, but John is claustrophobic. ONE-SHOT
Disclaimer: I own nothing but…actually there's no OC so I own nothing!
Jeff Hardy, John Cena, and Randy Orton all left their hotel rooms and walked down the street to the local city's mall. It was December, so there was some snow on the ground, and little flurriesfalling from the sky. The exited the hotel and Jeff put on the hood of the RockaWear sweatshirt he was wearing, John already had on his Springfield College the College he attended) hat on with his Army sweatshirt on, and Randy put on a plain black hat and zipped up his red and black jacket. They got to the mall, walked inside, and the first store they went in was Macys Men store. They walked around the clothes, not even on the walkway, sort of hiding from the fans.
"Why are there dining sets and beds in the Macys Men department?" John asked stopping to look at the house hold sets. "We don't buy this stuff"
"We don't, but people like Randy might" Jeff said with chuckle
"What does that mean?" Randy questioned Jeff
"I was kidding, chill" he said…or was he?
They soon left Macys Men and wandered the unfamiliar Mall.
"Look its Santa!" Randy yelled as he and Jeff ran in line. John just stood there frozen in place.
"Come on John, its Santa!" Jeff yelled to him as he still stood there.
"I can't" he finally said
"Why not?" Randy asked
"I'm-I'm-I'm-I'm-I'm-I'm-I'm-I'm-"
"You're what!?" Randy yelled
"I'm claustrophobic!" He yelled
"What?" Randy asked confused
"You know claustrophobic, it's the phobia of Santa Claus" Jeff explained
"Wouldn't it be Santa Phobic, claustrophobic is the phobia of tiny places?"
"Oh, um, I guess so" Jeff shrugged and Ran over to John "Come on lets go Randy so John doesn't get scared"
"But I wanna see Santa"
"Let's go!" he yelled pulling him by his arm as they once again wandered the mall.
"So why are you scared of Santa, he fucking rocks?" Randy asked
"Well when I was five I had a traumatizing experience with him" they all stopped and looked at John as he had a flashback
"I was five and my parents took me to see Santa, just like every year, except this year was different. I waited in line forever, well actually about ten minutes but it seemed like forever. I went up to him and sat on his lap as he asked me 'what would you like for Christmas Johnny?' and I answered 'MUFFINS!' clapping my hands. He turned his head and said, 'that's right, here at the North Pole we know that Muffins make the best presents. So why no try all of our exciting new flavors?' he started to name a few and they sounded good and appetizing like raspberry, blueberry, apple, pecan, choco choco chip, and banana. But then they got disgusting like star wars, lemon poppy seed, newspaper, and FIRE!! Then he got to the last flavor, blood. 'So which one would you like for Christmas Johnny?' he asked with blood around his lips. 'I don't like you anymore' I yelled as I got off his lap and Ran away.
"That's why I'm claustrophobic"
A/N: yeah, so this is why its called Randomness, and the 3 is because I have 2 others! Please review!!