Ciao! If I am missing a letter tell me! My damn keyboard sticks and glitches in the worst of times! I thought there isn't enough Eyeshield 21 fan fiction out there and this came into my head when i seen my scary muse...

Sena: Your muse was your scary bunny mugzy...

OtakuDolly: gasp! you weren't suppose to tell -sniffle- anyway on with the show!

Warnings: Language (duh!), boy/boy pairings LATER ON! OOCness always fun, and nothing against "Gingers" I'm one anyway!

OtakuDolly: Hirrrumma do the disclaimer thingee! please 3

Hiruma: Fine but your gonna pay later, Fucking fox. OtakuDolly does not own Eyeshield 21. She doesn't even know much about football, cause she's gay. Happy, fucking fox?

OtakuDolly: Good enough! I only own my Oc and the character's OOCness tis all!

In Demion High School the school was starting for the year, with new students, or fresh meat as most would call these people.

Yoichi Hiruma, Ryokan Kurita, and Sena Kobayakawa, who was forced to come by the demon himself, were in the amidst of Hiruma's plan...

"Listen up fucking Fatty, fucking shrimp..." said a man in his higher teens, with a permanent demonic smile.

"H-hai, Hiruma-san..." sighed a brunette teen with a scared look on his innocent face...

"Yes, Hiruma" said the big, big fellow, who's head looked like a chestnut...([A/N maybe he's related to the OnePiece guy hmmm)

"Fucking fatty we're doing the same as every year, kuso chibi just follow our lead." said the person.. Er, demon? Now classified as Hiruma, Hiruma Yoichi.

Hiruma was scanning through all the new underclassmen, the first target was a guy with blood red hair to his shoulder, and yellow cat like eyes that screamed mischief. He had slightly pointed ears that adorned piercings, nose(hoop) and eyebrow(barbell) also was pierced.

Hiruma, Kurita, and Sena ran up to him after the red head read his results. They picked him up and threw him in the air celebrating.

"Ya-Ha! Congratulations on passing!" screamed Hiruma

"Congrats! Hehe" laughed Kurita

"yeah... g-good job" Sena smiles to the stranger.

The stranger looked kind of bored in mid air, laying on his side and checking his nails...

They put him down and Hiruma pulls out his cell phone..

"...deja-vu..." thought Senaas Hiruma says to the new kid..

"you must want to tell you parents the great news here, you can use my phone." Hiruma offers with a scheming smile..

"Why, thank you, your sooo generous kekeke..." the stranger takes the phone and enters a gay dating hotline in the area so it seems to be a home number...

"Hello mother, I made-" the red head started before Hiruma and the other took the phone and ran off...

"Kekeke I have a feeling this year is gonna be grand!" Screams out the red laughing manically.

So you interested in this man? Well he'll introduce himself right NOW!

Suddenly the camera is in a dark room with a spot light on the mysterious ginger...

"alright, alright, don't gotta be all dramatic, Fuck!"

"I am Kyuichi, just call me Kyu and it does not sound like coochie... any who...

I am 17 years old... failed a lot sense I had a skipping tendency... a bad one..." Kyu said sheepishly

"I love the color red, mayhem, swords, blackmail is always good fun and foxes. Oh yeah and my psycho bunny Mugzy... he scares me sometimes... I hate narrow-minded fuck wads, harpy women, disrespecting ningens, and what ever is annoying..." he says a bit rowdy...

He is about 5"9, lean not overly muscle or skinny looks to be made for swiftness. He has his tongue pierced and nipples but not many see that.

All right back to the story! Hiruma and the rest finished with all the freshmen and had all the cell phones out.

After getting Kurita to write down who's number is who's he called the deliveries.

"Hello, this is domino pizza... delivery or take out? Delivery.. Number? 555-5555 Right! Mrs and Mr bah blah you live number blah on blah street..." most of the calls went that way till they got to the red-head's num...

"Fucking pipsqueak! This kuso number don't look right, you call it and find out..." said Hiruma to Sena

"Hello, this is the gay hot line, for 100 bucks we will send out one of our hot men to your door for a little fun in the bedroom nya Would you like phone sex, oral, or full blown out sex? I'm terribly sorry, I most got the wrong number, I was looking for Kyuicki Kurama... Oh! That's like the gay's best friend -giggle- what you need from Kyu-chan?" Hiruma was shocked, but didn't look it. The devil doesn't get shocked so easily, So our little neighborhood red head is gay? Didn't think he'd give us that number... I fucking thought he tried to prank us... thought Deimon's demon

"sooo what do I s-say?" whispered Sena in Hiruma's ear nervously

Hiruma went a little rigid but then relaxed...

"Hand me the phone, fucking chibi..." Sena does as told as usual

"Yeah sorry bout that my friend is shy, anyway we want him to join our club... -squeal- That's Fabulous! Our little Kyu-chan is never very active in the social circle (the man on the phone sounded like a worried mother) So what you need I know damn well your gonna have to force our little tike... his address and real number...? well... his parents died so this is his real number.. There is two sections to this house top half is for living the bottom is for work... Our address is [ we break this program for urgent news beep beep beeeeeeep This just in that your author of this fan-fiction has no idea what to write. THAT'S ALL! beep that all you need hun? Yeah, fucking gay mother"

"H-hiruma-san!" said sena distressed and took the phone of Hiruma...

"sorry about my friends language he has no shame hehe Don't worry dear neither does our Kyuu, I'm used to it! -giggle- well bye-bi hopefully we'll get to meet you someday! Bye-bye!" Sena smiles sweetly after the conversation is over.

"Well it seems Kyu-san doesn't have shame like Hiruma-san, by the way now what's gonna happen?" ask Sena to Hiruma, as the demon cackled and said "the fucking ginger will see kekeke"

Authors note:

OtakuDolly: Yay! first chapter complete -throws a party- see that purple button on the lower left click it and review! I need motivation, since i am a noob [ well i hope you enjoyed this fic so far, i enjoyed wrting it! Say bye Fred!

Fred: bye Fred