"O.K class," said Yugi's teacher. "We have a new student here today. He refuses to say his real name so call him Septem Stone. Class starts in 10 minutes."
"So Yuge, why do you have a newspaper here?" asked Joey.
"Granpa gave it to me after he read the review for the new exhibit on the sarcophagus found with two others in a tomb with only Set on the wall" answered Yugi, "briefly".
"Fifty p a punch" called Yami Bakura. "Punch now, pay never!"
"Yeah, I love to punch Bakura" called Septem stopping Bakura getting others to punch him. "You know my name but you don't know I was born in September on day seven, or as the French say, Sept."
Bakura and Septem had a little war from then. Bakura wrapped Septem in toilet paper from head to toe saying "now everyone will know you like Egyptology". Septem struck back with a bead necklace saying "looks better than that ugly thing".
After Bakura put Septem's foot in the toilet, a cloaked guy threw a slab of stone and it hit Joey. He then ran to attack.
"The ultimate evil will enter this earth"
The dark man jumped over the gate and vanished. Septem then smashed through the toilet window with a toilet on his left foot.
"Sorry, toilet problems."
"Review or face a black planet"