Mad's Guide to Annoying the Heck Out of Danny
A Danny Phantom "story"
Summary: Challenge response to JuneLuxray's "Guide to Annoying Danny" challenge. Enjoy!
Step 1
Refer to him as "Public Enemy Number 1" for an entire day. Even in front of people that don't know his secret.
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"Hey, P.E.N. 1, ready to head out?" Tucker said as Danny answered the door.
Danny looked at his techno geek friend in confusion. Why was he referring to him as a pen? "Um….sure? What does 'pen number one' or whatever you just said supposed to mean?"
Sam just laughed, "It means 'Public Enemy Number One.' Now come on, we're going to be late for school!"
Danny rolled his eyes at his friends' stupid games as he followed them down the stairs and to the school.
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Danny walked out the school doors with his paper bag lunch to his favorite spot underneath a big oak tree. He sat down and opened his lunch. Just as he was about to take his first bite of sandwich, he heard a call from across the courtyard.
"Hey! Public Enemy! There you are!"
Danny's eyes flared florescent green in annoyance for a moment before he calmed himself down. Don't make a scene, don't make a scene…
Danny looked up at his two friends and asked in a pleading voice, "Could you please stop calling me that? People are going to start catching on."
Danny was right, of course. All day now, people had been looking in confusion at the trio whenever Sam or Tucker called Danny "Public Enemy." Everyone knew that the real public enemy was the ghost boy and not geeky Danny Fenton. That would be just absurd. It wouldn't be long, though, until someone started making connections.
Tucker grinned mischievously, "Whatever you say…" Danny sighed in relief, "public enemy number one."
From miles around a thump was heard as Danny banged his head against a textbook.
Usually I'll have more ways to annoy Danny, but I was really excited to get this out and I couldn't think of anything else. It is much easier to annoy Vlad apparently. Well, please review and please give me some ideas here.