Jac's going to be so full of her Self;
Guy's going to Nay-lor for it -
They're going to need a Jonny to save them from
each other!
Guy's going to Byrne in the linen cupboard -
he needs advice.
BUT he's in, in a Mo, and stooped to a Lo, and Jac will have no Hope with her,
no faith to help.
And Dominic isn't playing ball,
His very Camp-ball, to aid his cause.
He wishes, March's happy, Leavy's through the door.
He barks "Mark, my words: 'Jack, son, has turned me - Gray, son!'"
And with Grace,
There's this Hanssem man;
Con's with ex-Spence, he yells to Dig-'by
God a huge hole!' for Wilde reasons
She needs Binns for her Valentine -
Raf-ed him up, done him in,
Like a Gore-d, gloved Geddes.
I HAVE PURPOSELY SPELT NAMES WRONG SO THEY READ LIKE A DIFFERENT WORD