Simpsons AU where Lisa is a far right conservative and Ned Flanders is a liberal with a genderqueer child(who is older than Todd and Rodd) and about 16.
Lisa Simpson was shooting deer while blasting Carrie Underwood when Flanders's kid, Dannii, asked
Dannii(yelling): Why did you shoot that doe, who probably has an orphaned fawn now?
Lisa(yelling): I'm hungry for some venison.
Dannii(yelling): It is not even hunting season. Where did you even get that idea?
Lisa(yelling): I got it from my favorite show, Duck Dynasty.
Dannii started crying because after coming out as genderqueer and using they/them pronouns, a football player at their high school beat their right eye. He had Duck Dynasty merchandise on his locker as well as a big Confederate Flag.
Dannii(crying): That show is the worst and led me to being hurt.
Dannii then ran away back to Flanders' house.
Lisa said: "What's her problem" deliberately misgendering her.
Dannii: Mr. Simpson's daughter bullied me and hurt an innocent animal.
Ned: I'll need to have a talk with her to apologize for her misbehavior.
Cut to initial meeting
Lisa knocked on Flanders's door and he then sat down with her.
Ned:What is your problem Lisa?
Lisa: I feel persecuted by the Gay Agenda and the Vegan lobby as a Christian.
Ned : Why? Christians make up a majority of America, and the NRA and the "Pro Life" lobby make up far more of a share. My genderqueer kid is dating a bisexual Reform Jewish girl.
Lisa: I love meat, the NRA defends civil rights, and babies are being murdered as we speak. Also, there is no such thing as "genderqueer".
Ned:Teenage suicide rates over sexual and gender identity issues are very high.
Lisa(yelling):I quit talking to you, sinner, I'm going to get Hans Moleman, a judge who follows the Bible strictly to take your kid away from you as I will never apologize to Dannii, who is a sinner and is dating someone who killed Jesus.
Lisa stormed out before Ned could say anything. The custody battle that ensued was a flake, as he could find no signs of abuse by Ned. Instead, he ordered a restraining order against Lisa, so she could never go near any of the Flanders' family again.
