Therein lies yonder tale of Yorrick the Reasonable; that sturdiest and most formable of conscripted explorers.
Turdas, 12th of Sune's Height
It hath been explained to mine ear that Skyrim beholdest the greatest and most dangerous of lands, being treacherous with yonder beast and all manner of creature. For this reason did I seek mine fortune with sword and pen and Tim. Tim is most reliable and shall carry mine burden.
Passage we did seek, by way of Winterhold. It be cold.
Many arduous days did pass until sanctuary was sought by the name of Riften. A most delightful of providences full of quaint local villagery life and loverly scenery. I shall call it mine home.
The local Watch hath a most anomalous way of Speeche; for when I convayed my greetings of the day yonder Watch did ask for a Sweet Roll. Naturally I answered with mine fist for in my land tis a most egregious slander to call a man such a name.
Tim hath explainith that aforementioned Watch did but ask for a confectionary, which consists of dough of flour, water, shortening, and tis high in polyunsaturated fats. Henceforth, I shall restrain mine thunderous and most righteous of appendages for more worthy foes.