A/N: I had this little spark of an idea hit me, involving Shepard's shower. With FemShep her shower can be seen twice working. The first is in two with the Garrus romance, she's in the shower just before he comes in. The second is with Traynor. But as a guy, it's never used. So I had this little scene hop into my head. I'm using my favorite Shepard, named Zak, who ended up with Kaidan.

Wake Me

Kaidan slept against Shepard's back, his arm draped around the commander, both of them naked. They'd been sleeping together like this for two weeks now. Shepard wondered why he hadn't done this with Kaidan before. Their bodies fit together perfectly, like they were meant to be.

"Kaidan," Shepard rolled over, gently running his hand through Kaidan's hair.

"Hm?" Kaidan didn't open his eyes. Shepard smiled, and kissed him.

"You told me to wake you, Kaidan. He slowly opened his eyes. Shepard couldn't resist those soft brown eyes.

"I did. You getting up?"

"I was going to take a shower." Kaidan sat up.

"All right." Shepard walked toward the bathroom, and stopped at the door.

"You could join me, Kaidan." He smirked and followed Shepard. He turned on the water, and the door slid shut. Kaidan wrapped his arms around Shepard's waist, kissing his neck. Everything about Kaidan's touch was electric. Shepard had never been attracted to men, but with Kaidan that didn't seem to matter. He loved every moment spent with Kaidan.

"Hey, Shepard… you asked me to come in here for a reason… but did you want to…" Shepard turned.

"I just wanted you here, Kaidan. I don't expect anything of you." Kaidan gave a loving nip to his neck.

"Who said I didn't want to?" Shepard now felt Kaidan's hardening cock against his thigh.

"Oh Kaidan…"

"So… do you want to… Shepard?"

"Fuck me Kaidan."

"Is that… an order sir?" Shepard laughed.

"It is. Get to it, Major." Kaidan wrapped his arms around Shepard's chest, pressing his cock against the younger man's ass. He thrust in to the hilt, Shepard moaning loudly.

"Glad you have your own cabin…" Kaidan whispered as he slid his hand down Shepard's hip. He started to move, stroking Shepard as he did. It was slower, loving, and like nothing Shepard could remember feeling before. He lost track of time, with Kaidan's slow thrusts and kisses to his neck, but at some point, the shower started to get cold. Kaidan started to speed up.

"Shepard… Zak!" He howled as he came. Shepard breathed heavily as he finally reached release, and both of them collapsed to the floor. After a few moments lying against Kaidan's chest, Shepard laughed.

"The shower's cold."

"I noticed."

"That was amazing." Kaidan helped Shepard up, and kissed him. He turned off the water.

"Yeah… how long was that?" Shepard grabbed a towel, and looked at his clock. He laughed.

"About fifteen minutes." He felt like it had been hours. Shows just how good Kaidan is.

"Your shower sucks."

"Tell me about it." Kaidan was getting dressed.

"I can't wait to get back to Earth," Kaidan said. Shepard laughed as he slid into his pants.

"So we can take a really fucking long shower?"

"Among other things…"

"You're such a tease Kaidan," Shepard replied as he sat down on his bed. Kaidan wrapped his arms around Shepard's back, smirking.

"I do what I can, Commander."

"Hey Kaidan," Shepard started.

"Yes?"

"Don't call me Commander."

"Of course, Zak."


A/N: That was rushed, but I had an idea, then Jamon e-mailed me, I got distracted and lost my train of thought. So blame Jamon for my bad fanfic. As punishment I should make him read it. He'd have nightmares. XD I'm also fairly convinced that Kaidan in on top, not Shepard. Don't ask why, sometimes these things just pop into my head.