AN: umm… I did this for a writing class I was in. it's like a interview with lord voldemort about harry potter. Yup. Sadly I don't own harry potter or any of the magical characters in it.
"Hey lord voldemort here!"
"BOOOOOOO!" *throw tomato*
"Hey who threw that? You? AVADA CADAVRA! Anyways I know you all think I'm the villain but harry potter has really just been asking for it! All I ever wanted was to rule the world! That's not to much to ask for! But his parents defied me and my power! Then he defeats me as a baby and embarrasses me in front of my death eaters! Then he gets all popular and everyone's all, 'ooooh he has a scar!' I mean if that's what it takes to rule the world I'll draw a stupid lightning scar on my forehead too! And he is not using his power right! Being all modest and shit! And he absolutely refuses to die! It's just polite to die when someone tries to kill you! What? No I am not just jealous that he is supposedly more handsome than me! Who said that? Well you tell your niece that when I was potters age girls swooned over me as well! Well yes I guess the fact he tried to kill me a few times is kind of a sore spot. But the one thing that bothers me the most is… I wanted to rule the world first! It's not fair! He can't just come in and be all, 'Ooooooh look at me! I'm famous! I have green eyes! I'm in Gryffindor!' it's just, arg, so frustrating! Why in all these stories does no one see that I'M the victim! Potter is a murder! A cold blooded murder! He killed my poor snake, Nagini, just because she was a horcrux! Well yes but a owl is different than a snake that is a horcrux! Well I don't give a fuck if he LOVED his owl! He can just go to the store and buy a new one! It's that simple! I don't CARE what type of bird it was, you imbecile! What? Potter didn't kill my snake? What rubbish have you been smoking? Of course he- oh… that's right. Longbottom did kill Nagini… but… but… But he did it because Potter told him to! AHAH! I win! I always win! Would you stop rubbing it in my face that I lost this once? What? No I don't think I lost THAT many times! Oh you're right… but since you defied me … AVADA CADAVRA! Okay so I lost like five times… big deal! I will still find a way to get my revenge! *laughs maniacally*