Draco: *sniffles all sick like* Ooki…bored now…
*insert standard disclaimer here* Some of the concepts are mine, like goth Omi and punk Aya and all, but most of the characters aren't (Dragon is mine, 'cause I own me!) and some of the jokes aren't ('cause I've been reading WAY too much stuff by Sakki-san, which I totally am giving selfless advertising space for).
Pairings: Aya/Omi ('cause they're my favorite and typical pairing), Ken/Youji/Schu ('cause for some reason they make an adorable threesome in my mind), whatever pops into my head ('cause I'm just unpredictable like that…MWAHAHAHAHAHA!)
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Dragon: *POOF* Um…what's going on?
Omi: *POOF, half-naked and half-way done with his eyeliner* Uh…hello?
Aya: *POOF, half-naked, unamused*
Farfie: *POOF, blink*
Nagi: *POOF* Excuse me?
Crawford: *POOF* What the hell?
Ken, Youji, and Schu: *mass POOF in a tangle of blankets and naked body parts*
Ken: *blush*
Youji: *blink*
Schu: … … …now this is special…
Dragon: *pales* Oh my…
Youji: *sigh* Goddamn comedic timing!
Ken: *blushes brighter* Uh…
Schu: *grin* Problem KenKen?
Ken: *face nearly glowing* Uh…
Youji: *shoulders slump* Poo…I was having fun… Oh well… Anybody got some clothes we can steal for a bit?
Dragon: *nods vigorously and writes in some clothing for them*
Youji: Ah! That's better! *gets dressed*
Ken: *dresses hurriedly*
Schu: *laughs and follows suit*
Crawford: *looks around* What, may I ask, is going on here?
Dragon: *shrugs* Good question.
Farfie: …uncertainty hurts god…
Dragon: Farfie-chan?
Farfie: Yes?
Dragon: Don't start.
Schu: Well, if Draco-chan put us here, there has to be a reason. *walks over absently and waves a hand in front of Nagi's eyes*
Nagi: *sees fingers flickering across his face and tears eyes from Omi's chest* Uh…not necessarily.
Omi: *blushes and hides behind Aya* Er…yeah... Draco has a tendency to do things for boredom's sake. …can I have a shirt…?
Dragon: *writes in a shirt for Omi* They have a point.
Farfie: …Draco's randomness hurts god…
Dragon: Farfie-chan…
Farfie: Yes?
Dragon: Shush.
Crawford: Does this dragon woman have something against us in particular, or are we just lucky?
Youji: *arm around the shoulders of a blushing Ken* Probly just lucky.
Schu: *raises brow* Sooo…we were just interrupted for no reason better than keeping her amused?
Dragon: *nod*
Schu: *very unamused* Then write us in some privacy, will ya? We were enjoyin' ourselves!
Youji: *grins and nods in agreement* I'll say.
Ken: *sinks down in embarrassment*
Dragon: Yet again I say…oh my…
Farfie: …that hurts god…
Dragon: *sigh* Would you stop that?
Farfie: *utter innocence*
Omi: *cuddles up to Aya* So…are we just stuck here until Draco-chan's satisfied or what?
Dragon: Knowing her? Most likely.
Omi: Oh…glad we were done then…
Schu: *all whiney like* That's not fair! I wanted to finish!
Youji: *smirks* You did. Ken didn't.
Ken: …meep…
Dragon: *shakes head* I don't wanna know…
Farfie: …that really…
Dragon: Shush!
Farfie: *shoulders slump* Kay…
Nagi: *pouting over Omi's shirt* So what do we do now?
Omi: *blushes*
Aya: *glares at Nagi*
Dragon: Uh…I dunno… Just keep this up. I'm sure she'll get tired of us sooner or later.
All: … … …
Schu: This is boring…
Youji: Yeah…I much preferred our pastime before the interruption.
Ken: *hides*
Crawford: *clears throat* Excuse me, but I have work to attend to. Would you mind writing me out of this or something? I strongly doubt I'll be of any amusement to her anyway.
Dragon: *shrugs* Sorry. My powers don't work that far. They're completely at her mercy.
Crawford: *glare* This is not amusing.
Dragon: *throws her hands in the air* Hey! Not my fault!
Nagi: *sigh* I'm sure we can escape somehow.
Youji: Got any plans, head-case?
Nagi: *glares at Youji* No.
Youji: Well start comin' up with some!
Omi: *frowns* You could come up with some yourself, ya know.
Youji: *waves dismissively* You two are the geniuses here. I'm sure you can do it on you own. *starts searching* Besides, I need to figure out if there's any sort of privacy around this place. Where are we anyway?
Dragon: *shrug* Somewhere no one will ever find us, maybe? I dunno.
Schu: Oh that's nice! *hurriedly begins helping Youji*
Farfie: *eye twitches* But…but…but… *twitch extends to the whole side of his face*
Crawford: *suddenly goes pale* Farfello…it's alright…we'll get out…! Dragon! You're his counselor! Do something! *backs away*
Farfie: *twitch* But…but…but…
Dragon: Farfie-chan…calm down…it's okay…we'll get out…it's okay…
Farfie: But…but…but…GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…!!! *charges at the wall*
Dragon: *groans and covers face*
Farfie: …AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! *slams head first into wall and falls over unconscious*
Omi: *blink* Um…Dragon…how do you deal with him on a regular basis?
Dragon: *sweatdrop* Oi…
Youji: Hey! Guys! Look! A door!
All: *turn to Youji and Schu who are bouncing up and down together, then trample them in a massive charge towards the door*
Crawford: Shit! It's locked! *bangs fist against door*
Nagi: Calm down, will you? It's not like you to get so upset.
Youji and Schu: Ffmffmf!
All: *move*
Omi: Huh?
Youji and Schu: We said…GET OFF OUR FACES!!!
All: Sorry.
Aya: Dragon…can you write in a key or something?
All sans Omi and Dragon: *gasp* Aya spoke!
Dragon: *thinks and grins* Aha! A loophole! Now to do it before she catches on! *writes in a key, holds it up triumphantly and sticks it in the lock*
*CLICK*
All: Hurrah!
Dragon: *opens door and walks through* Goddammit!
All: *stick heads through door, resulting in a mass face-fault at the sight of another empty room*
Farfie: *sits up, weaving back and forth* …redundancy hurts god… *THUD*
*insert standard disclaimer here* Some of the concepts are mine, like goth Omi and punk Aya and all, but most of the characters aren't (Dragon is mine, 'cause I own me!) and some of the jokes aren't ('cause I've been reading WAY too much stuff by Sakki-san, which I totally am giving selfless advertising space for).
Pairings: Aya/Omi ('cause they're my favorite and typical pairing), Ken/Youji/Schu ('cause for some reason they make an adorable threesome in my mind), whatever pops into my head ('cause I'm just unpredictable like that…MWAHAHAHAHAHA!)
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Dragon: *POOF* Um…what's going on?
Omi: *POOF, half-naked and half-way done with his eyeliner* Uh…hello?
Aya: *POOF, half-naked, unamused*
Farfie: *POOF, blink*
Nagi: *POOF* Excuse me?
Crawford: *POOF* What the hell?
Ken, Youji, and Schu: *mass POOF in a tangle of blankets and naked body parts*
Ken: *blush*
Youji: *blink*
Schu: … … …now this is special…
Dragon: *pales* Oh my…
Youji: *sigh* Goddamn comedic timing!
Ken: *blushes brighter* Uh…
Schu: *grin* Problem KenKen?
Ken: *face nearly glowing* Uh…
Youji: *shoulders slump* Poo…I was having fun… Oh well… Anybody got some clothes we can steal for a bit?
Dragon: *nods vigorously and writes in some clothing for them*
Youji: Ah! That's better! *gets dressed*
Ken: *dresses hurriedly*
Schu: *laughs and follows suit*
Crawford: *looks around* What, may I ask, is going on here?
Dragon: *shrugs* Good question.
Farfie: …uncertainty hurts god…
Dragon: Farfie-chan?
Farfie: Yes?
Dragon: Don't start.
Schu: Well, if Draco-chan put us here, there has to be a reason. *walks over absently and waves a hand in front of Nagi's eyes*
Nagi: *sees fingers flickering across his face and tears eyes from Omi's chest* Uh…not necessarily.
Omi: *blushes and hides behind Aya* Er…yeah... Draco has a tendency to do things for boredom's sake. …can I have a shirt…?
Dragon: *writes in a shirt for Omi* They have a point.
Farfie: …Draco's randomness hurts god…
Dragon: Farfie-chan…
Farfie: Yes?
Dragon: Shush.
Crawford: Does this dragon woman have something against us in particular, or are we just lucky?
Youji: *arm around the shoulders of a blushing Ken* Probly just lucky.
Schu: *raises brow* Sooo…we were just interrupted for no reason better than keeping her amused?
Dragon: *nod*
Schu: *very unamused* Then write us in some privacy, will ya? We were enjoyin' ourselves!
Youji: *grins and nods in agreement* I'll say.
Ken: *sinks down in embarrassment*
Dragon: Yet again I say…oh my…
Farfie: …that hurts god…
Dragon: *sigh* Would you stop that?
Farfie: *utter innocence*
Omi: *cuddles up to Aya* So…are we just stuck here until Draco-chan's satisfied or what?
Dragon: Knowing her? Most likely.
Omi: Oh…glad we were done then…
Schu: *all whiney like* That's not fair! I wanted to finish!
Youji: *smirks* You did. Ken didn't.
Ken: …meep…
Dragon: *shakes head* I don't wanna know…
Farfie: …that really…
Dragon: Shush!
Farfie: *shoulders slump* Kay…
Nagi: *pouting over Omi's shirt* So what do we do now?
Omi: *blushes*
Aya: *glares at Nagi*
Dragon: Uh…I dunno… Just keep this up. I'm sure she'll get tired of us sooner or later.
All: … … …
Schu: This is boring…
Youji: Yeah…I much preferred our pastime before the interruption.
Ken: *hides*
Crawford: *clears throat* Excuse me, but I have work to attend to. Would you mind writing me out of this or something? I strongly doubt I'll be of any amusement to her anyway.
Dragon: *shrugs* Sorry. My powers don't work that far. They're completely at her mercy.
Crawford: *glare* This is not amusing.
Dragon: *throws her hands in the air* Hey! Not my fault!
Nagi: *sigh* I'm sure we can escape somehow.
Youji: Got any plans, head-case?
Nagi: *glares at Youji* No.
Youji: Well start comin' up with some!
Omi: *frowns* You could come up with some yourself, ya know.
Youji: *waves dismissively* You two are the geniuses here. I'm sure you can do it on you own. *starts searching* Besides, I need to figure out if there's any sort of privacy around this place. Where are we anyway?
Dragon: *shrug* Somewhere no one will ever find us, maybe? I dunno.
Schu: Oh that's nice! *hurriedly begins helping Youji*
Farfie: *eye twitches* But…but…but… *twitch extends to the whole side of his face*
Crawford: *suddenly goes pale* Farfello…it's alright…we'll get out…! Dragon! You're his counselor! Do something! *backs away*
Farfie: *twitch* But…but…but…
Dragon: Farfie-chan…calm down…it's okay…we'll get out…it's okay…
Farfie: But…but…but…GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…!!! *charges at the wall*
Dragon: *groans and covers face*
Farfie: …AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! *slams head first into wall and falls over unconscious*
Omi: *blink* Um…Dragon…how do you deal with him on a regular basis?
Dragon: *sweatdrop* Oi…
Youji: Hey! Guys! Look! A door!
All: *turn to Youji and Schu who are bouncing up and down together, then trample them in a massive charge towards the door*
Crawford: Shit! It's locked! *bangs fist against door*
Nagi: Calm down, will you? It's not like you to get so upset.
Youji and Schu: Ffmffmf!
All: *move*
Omi: Huh?
Youji and Schu: We said…GET OFF OUR FACES!!!
All: Sorry.
Aya: Dragon…can you write in a key or something?
All sans Omi and Dragon: *gasp* Aya spoke!
Dragon: *thinks and grins* Aha! A loophole! Now to do it before she catches on! *writes in a key, holds it up triumphantly and sticks it in the lock*
*CLICK*
All: Hurrah!
Dragon: *opens door and walks through* Goddammit!
All: *stick heads through door, resulting in a mass face-fault at the sight of another empty room*
Farfie: *sits up, weaving back and forth* …redundancy hurts god… *THUD*