A/N: Hey! Yeah. You're about to read a fic that you might just... kill me for. You can say it's crack… but I say it's love! Who's Ginryuu? DON'T YOU KNOW?! Ginryuu isn't on the character list?!

Disclaimer: I so don't own Tsubasa and if I did then I'd probably hate myself forever.

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The blade seemed to shine in the dim glow of the moon, but no one seemed to realize such a beautiful object resting in the hands of the dark-haired man. Eyes were on Kurogane himself instead of his beloved blade. No one knew how precious his sword was to him, and how he loved it more than maybe even his said lover. No, he loved Fye more. He was sure of it. He couldn't help but locking eyes with him, a cute and smiling little blonde, with little not being much to go by.

"Kuro-sama!"

Kurogane went back to staring at his beautiful sword. At that moment, he found Fye's voice to be annoying, so he simply ignored the man.

"Kuro-puu! Hyuu!"

"Would you stay quiet for a while?!"

Sakura and Syaoran glanced at each other, sensing that their overly tall companions needed space, "We'll be in the other room."

"Play nice!" Fye cooed. Right when the two left the room, Fye toppled over on Kurogane, who never let go of his blade. The expression upon the blonde's face disappeared and turned into a serious and somewhat lustful gaze, "Kurogane, I love you, now put that sword down and love me like the man you are!"

If this hadn't happened before, Kurogane would have wondered where the cheerful-voiced blonde went. Though the Fye on top of him was the Fye he was in love with, he couldn't bring himself to put his sword down.

"You and your sword," Fye sneered, attempting to take the clothes off his super special lover, but it was difficult with Ginryuu hovering over wherever his hand seemed to wander. After a while, he realized that Kurogane was guiding his sword to block him on purpose.

"Kurogane please!" the blonde groaned. In response, he received a blunt, "Get off." Silence pierced the room. Then finally, "Get that damned sword out of your hand right now!" Fye tried to wrestle Ginryuu away from Kurogane but was thrown back by the offending object itself. As quickly as possible, the blonde got on his feet and made his way to the nearest exit. Before he could make his presence completely forgotten in the room, he left Kurogane something that he hoped he'd think about.

"When you get tired of fiddle-fucking with your sword I'll make sure you don't find me until a week after, you jerk! And then you'll see how lonely you are without me as you pleasure yourself with the sharp part of that damn thing. I hope you have fun you bastard."

After staring at the door Fye escaped out of for a minute or so, he glanced down at his beautiful blade. "Ginryuu, how about we take Fye up on that suggestion?" Though he didn't use the sharp part, he decided to rub himself against the hilt, and was very satisfied being with his object of desire.

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A/N: Like it? KuroganexGinryuu is like…my OTP. XD Though… I can't draw Kurogane so I'm writing a fancfiction of it. This pairing needs more love. I was going to make this super crack you know? But I made it serious crack. I was sooo going to have someone telling Sakura and Syaoran that they're clones so they don't matter. XD Learn to love it.