The TF2 gang vs THE Covnant
"Need a teleporter here" said scout in a demanding voice. engineer replied with a simple "yeah" as he laid down the teleporter "erectin a teleporter"
as he kept hitting it untill it was fully erect. 'Right after he built the teleporter the entire gang cae rushing at it "incoming" said the gang as the all were going to run into the teleporter. engineer shouted in a FYI kind of tone " no the teleporter cant
handle more than one-. But it was too late they all went running into the teleporter shoving the engineer along with them and woosh; they get teleported. when they rematerialize they are suprised on their location. the heavy commented "this doesent look like two fort".
scout then said "yeah were are we hard hat" the engineer then looked at his PDA and replied " not just were but when it says here that were in the year 2554 :O"
heavy then replied no thats impossible. engineer then made a statement " it appears the teleporter is also capable of time travel and space travel because were also on another planet".
"so just build a noter one wighle your at it" said the demoman drinking his bottle of scrumpy". "I wish i could but im out of teleporters".
Then the gang saw a srage object burning in on the strange planet. "I say we have got to check that out" said the soldier. "Whoah who put you in charge" said the scout angrilly.
The soldier then replied " well I guess no ones in charge sinse we left the announcer back at 2 fort so I say im in charge because a soldier knows best.
"well while you guys are arguing about whos in charge im gonna go check out that weird spacecraft thingy" said the scout as he started runnung towards"
"mphmphmpphhh" said the pyro. "Yeah the pyros right every man for himself" said the soldier as they all went their separate ways.
Scout now arrived at the crash sight "Hello is anyone in there" said the scout banging on the strange spacecraft with his lucky baseball bat.
The hatch on the spacecrft then opened leaving a ploom of fog.
The scout was startled and jumped in front of the opened hatch. What came out was a mysterious man clad in green armor and a gold visor.
"Who the heck are you" said the scout. "I was going to ask the same thing" said the space marine as he exited the space craft towering at 7"4.
All scout could say was "Mother of god".