To all of my returning reader; Hiya! It's been so long! School and social life has taken over my being, so I haven't been able to write anything in a while. Looking back, I know my stories could use some improvements, so hopefully this will be slightly more realistic and less cheesy. X3 I am going to warn you, I am doing this mainly by memory because the Xbox is not playing the movie for me at the moment.

Silent tears slowly cascaded down my cheeks as the ending credits to the third Hobbit rolled its credits. Small hands quickly went up to brush them away as I stood up from my couch. My name is Josephine Mikol, but you can just call me Jo. I'm currently a college student working on my Masters in Animal Science and live by myself. I am a very tiny person, both in weight and-dare I admit it- height, only weighing around 100lbs and coming up to around 5ft. I also have long, brown/ auburn hair with green eyes.

Why am I telling you this you ask? Because I can't figure out a way to introduce my epic story without explaining myself first. Just makes life easier. Anyways, in case you haven't figured out by my sobbing over a film, I am a very big fan of The Hobbit. I couldn't help it; medieval setting, action filled plot, amazing characters...what's not to love. Except for the GOD DAMN ENDING THAT IS! Deep breath Jo, you're ok, just continue the story. *takes a breath and sighs* Ok, here it goes:

I walked into my kitchen and grabbed a paper towel and blew my nose. It doesn't matter how many times I watch it (which was a lot), it always broke my heart into little pieces. I looked at the clock, the glowing digits reading 4:39pm. I sniffled as I stared at it blankly and shrugged, moving back to the tv to play the first movie again, a cupcake with a candle sticking out of it. That's right ladies and germs, it's my birthdaaaaaaay...Yeah, I'm kind of a loner. But you know what, that's what Fairy Tail is for. It gives you all the family you need!

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Ok, so, I might be a little bit upset about this, but oh well. Movie night for Jo!

I settled in as the opening credits began to play and sighed loudly. I held up the cupcake to my eye level.
"Oh cupcake, if only you were as magical as this film. That way my wish to be a there and a part of the company's adventure would come true." The little flame didn't respond and continued to dance happily in it's glowing beauty. I shrugged again and closed my eyes as I took a breath and blew out the candle.

The light behind my closed lids went dark and a sudden breeze hit my entire body. Wait a minute. I never opened the windows. My eyes shot open and my jaw soon followed suit. I found myself sitting on a dirt trail, surrounded by human sized looking bunny holes, in front of a very tall grey object. I looked up at said object and found myself staring into the kind eyes of...GANDALF?! I felt my jaw drop lower as I gaped up at the wizard.
"Oh my, it seems to have worked." he said in an offhanded manner.

I finally snapped out of my senses and jumped up, sticking my hand out for a hand shake.
"It's a pleasure to meet you Mr. Gandalf, sir!" I said louder than necessary. He chuckled and took my hand.
"And it is a pleasure to meet you as well, although I am not quite sure I've met you before. How is it that you know my name?" I blanched for a second as my brain searched for a reasonable explanation, both to give him and for how I managed to get here... The cupcake! Holy shit! That you Disney for helping me hold on to the belief that dreams really do come true!

Oh my god, what if this was like Teen Beach Movie? I mean, I love that I'm here and all, but I can't stay. I mean, I have a uh... a job. Not to mention that if my parents decide to check up on me and finally realize I'm gone, they may call the cops, and then they'll search my house, and see all the anime stuff I have everywhere, and I haven't cleaned the house yet, and...Jo, focus! Opps, sorry. *rolls eyes* Ok, so in Teen Beach, they make it all the way to the end of the movie and make it back home, so that just means I can still have my adventure before going home!

"I can see small pieces of the future". I told Gandalf, looking up in order to make eye contact. Dude is way too tall. "May I ask what you meant by 'it worked'?" I asked before he could question me.
"I have been trying to find someone to act as a caretaker for 17 horses, a group of dwarves, and a hobbit. I was about to give up when my staff lit itself up and now, here you are." This is my chance!
"I wouldn't mind an adventure with a party like that." I said smiling up to him. One of his eyebrows raised at my willingness to join a dangerous journey that a stranger just offered. I raised my hand and pointed at myself, "future vision, remember? I already know for a fact that I will get along with Bilbo Baggins because of his tidy nature. My only question that I have, is will Thorin be ok with this" I continued, gesturing to my being much like they did in How To Train A Dragon.

Gandalf started laughing, bringing a smile to my face. It was such a pleasant sound that I couldn't help myself.
"I am sure that Thorin won't mind the extra helping hand. Keeping an eye on so many dwarves can be a hassle, although I'm sure you already know that Miss-"
"Jospehine, Josephine Mikol, but you can just call me Jo if you'd like."
"Miss Jo." he smiled and gestured for me to walk with him. "Welcome to the company."