My best friend, Annie, and I had a sleepover this summer and at around 1am we were bored so she decided to tell me a story. The next morning I found this in my iPod notes. So enjoy this weird crack fic!
There was once a beautiful, fabulous Unicorn called Christopher, who's best friend was a common horse called Julie.
One day Christopher was flying from his barn to go visit Julie. On his way however, he saw something sparkly in the forest beneath and couldn't resist taking a look. He found an equally beautiful sparkly unicorn, who looked at Christopher with dazzling eyes.
Christopher was taken aback by this unicorn's beauty and introduced himself. "Well hi, my name's Christopher –I haven't seen you around before." The unicorn chuckled and replied "Well hello Christopher, my name is Darren and it's delightful to meet you. I'm new around here…"
They chatted for a while and even did a bit of flirting, before Christopher realised he really needed to go and visit Julie.
"It was great talking to you but I really have to go see my friend now – see you around?" he said hopefully. "Of course!" replied Darren "where bouts are you staying?"
Christopher told Darren the details of where his barn was and left. Darren watched Christopher go with dreamy eyes, watching his arse as he went.
"That was weird…" thought Christopher "I've never been attracted to a guy before… I don't think I'm gay though, this guy's just special…"
Christopher reached Julie's paddock and instantly gushed about the wonderful guy he just met. Julie smiled and congratulated him, but inside she was jealous – who was this Darren guy to come along and steal Christopher from her.
"Wow Christopher," said Julie "your life is just perfect, I wish I was at lucky as you." "Don't say that Julie, just be yourself – all you need to do is believe!" and with that Christopher flew off, leaving Julie to ponder over his parting words.
When Christopher arrived back at his barn, he noticed a familiar fellow waiting for him. Christopher grinned and trotted towards Darren. When Darren noticed him he smiled and wrapped his neck around Christopher's in a hug. Christopher did the same, and then led Darren into his barn.
The two talked for hours, getting to know all about each other and getting very close. There was a connection between them that neither could deny, not that either of them intended to. Christopher couldn't resist Darren any longer and made the first move by touching their horns together. Darren gasped and understood instantly what Christopher meant.
A magnificent scene ensued, where the two unicorns made love after only knowing each other for less than a day. There was an instant bond formed when they first laid eyes on each other and that day was the best day of their lives, or one of a long list to come.
When a male and female unicorn do the dirty, a baby unicorn is conceived, but when two males or two female unicorns do, something magical happens – they are able to grant one horse the power of being a unicorn.
Julie lies awake in her paddock, still believing as Christopher had told her to, when suddenly she feels herself growing inside, and something erupts from her head painlessly and smoothly. Julie is startled, she tries to look at her refection in her water trough and discovers that she has become a glorious unicorn, but one with a green hue of jealousy that impaired he transformation as she thought on Christopher and Darren.
And here is the A/N Annie wrote at the end.
'A/N I imagined that Christopher would top honest… Also I really don't know how two guy horses would have sex, but then they're unicorns so maybe they can have butt sex, okay!? But my friend's horse is gay and he has sort of sex so yes ^_^'