A/N: Should this be a multi-chapter or no?

Disclaimer:I wish.

Just another morning in the Titan Tower. Robin, always up before everyone, had decided to act upon his feelings for Starfire. He'd been planning this for months, thinking of almost every possible outcome and detail. Even Batman would be proud of this intricate plan of wooing.

You see, after the Tokyo fiasco, Starfire hadn't been willing to enter a committed relationship with the Boy Blunder. But that was going to change as soon as Robin's Day Of Wooing began. Beast Boy, Cyborg, and Raven were most likely asleep, so Phase 1 would be easy: Waking Starfire up with a beautiful serenade. Phase 2 involved whisking the alien away to an expensive restaurant for breakfast, reservations already made. Phase 3, a day at a museum. Phase 4 was Robin's favorite. Phase 4 was the fancy dinner where Robin would ask Starfire to be his girlfriend, in the most romantic way possible. But to get to Phase 4, he first had to get through Phase 1.

Robin got down on one knee, propping a guitar on his raised knee, and cleared his throat. Unfortunately, the Traffic Light forgot that he couldn't sing to save his life. "Beautiful, Star. You have my heart, your lips are of heavenly bliss."

Mister Grayson's off-key singing shattered every piece of glass in the vicinity. "Please bestow upon me a ki-"

"SHUT UP! Your singing sounds like someone dying. Some of us have enhanced hearing and are trying to sleep!"

Robin ignored Beast Boy's rude, yet true, comment and continued on with trying to kill people's hearing. "You know we'd be great together-"

Robin was once again interrupted, but by Cyborg this time. The half-robot had stormed out of his room and stomped up to Robin. He set his canon to stun gun, and aimed at the Boy Wonder. "Argzchtttttttt!"

"Listen, man. Star's just not into you, trust me. Now, this is gonna paralyze you for about an hour or 2 or 3. I dunno, just know that you're gonna be paralyzed. I'm going back to bed. See ya later."

For all of his psycho-planning, Traffic Light did not see this coming. So, he spent two and a half hours frozen. It put a hitch in his plans but Robin was undeterred. What does Cyborg know about love anyway?

As soon as Robin was unfrozen, he backflipped(show-off) into a standing position. Unfortunately, he'd have to skip Phase 2 but that was alright. Batman would take care of it. As Robin raised his hand to knock on Starfire's door, he heard Raven's door open. He turned to greet Raven but was shocked at what he saw.

Starfire, dressed in Raven's clothes, with very disheveled hair. 'Okay', Robin thought, 'They're girls. Maybe they just decided to swap clothes cuz that's what girls do.' But then Raven came out(teehee) and kissed Starfire. On the lips.

'But that's what I'm supposed to do!' Robin mentally screamed. Robin gaped as the two girls walked to the common room, hand in hand. Soon after, Cyborg and Beast Boy came out of their rooms. Cyborg looked at Frozen Robin and followed his gaze to the love birds. He shook his head and walked to the kitchen to make breakfast/lunch.

Beast Boy, seemingly the only one who cared about their leader's mental state, stayed behind with the Boy Blunder. "What does she have that I don't?!"

Beast Boy pondered the question before answering. "Lady bits, Starfire, superpowers, sanity—"

"It was a rhetorical question!"

Yep. For all of Robin's meticulous planning, he did not see this coming.