Dusk- Hi everyone! Welcome to my new fanfic Chibi x Neko x Assassin!
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"Can't believe you dragged me to Yorknew City so you can get drunk," Illumi sighed. Illumi had finished a mission not to long ago and was very tired. But the sadistic clown had ambushed him at his family's estate and dragged him to a club in Yorknew City.
"And I'm gonna get you drunk too~" Hisoka smirked at the emotionless assassin.
"I am not drinking."
"Come on, Illu-chan~ The drinks are on me!"
"No."
"Oh come on~ You need to relax and have some fun, Illu-chan!" Hisoka grinned as a petite young waitress with blonde curly hair approached their table.
"One Tequila Rose for the lovely lady with the long black hair!" the waitress smiled as she placed the drink infront of emotionless Zoldyck. Hisoka put a hand to his mouth to stop himself from laughing.
"I'm a guy and I didn't order any drink," Illumi said as he glared at the petite waitress.
"My apologies, sir. The gentleman sitting at the end of the bar bought the drink for you! He's been checking you out since you got here! Aren't you a lucky person!" the blonde waitress said cheerfully. Both Hisoka and Illumi looked over at the bar but there was nobody sitting at there.
"There no one there," Illumi said emotionlessly.
"That's strange. He was there a moment ago... Oh well! Have a good evening, sirs!" the waitress smiled as she walked away from their table.
"Oooooh, Illu-chan has a secret admirer~" Hisoka teased.
"Shut up."
"That poor bastard doesn't have a chance in hell in winning your heart! Especially since I plan on making you mine~" Hisoka grinned as he took a shot of alcohol.
"You don't have a chance either."
"So what is your sexual preference, Illu-chan?"
"That's none of your business. Plus I'm not interested in relationships," Illumi said as he picked up the drink that was bought for him by the mysterious gentleman.
"Are you really gonna drink that?" Hisoka asked.
"Might as well. It's not like he can kill me even if he poisoned it," the emotionless Zoldyck said as he started drinking the Tequila Rose drink.
"So you gonna loosen up and drink with me?~" Hisoka smirked. As soon as Illumi finished his drink, he started to feel a little weird but shook it off thinking it was just the alcohol.
"No. I'm going to our hotel room and getting some sleep," Illumi said as he stood up from the table.
"Fine, party pooper. Then I'll get drunk by myself~"
"Fine. But if you make a mess, you're cleaning it up."
"Don't worry. I will~" Hisoka grinned as he watched his assassin leave the club.
(Morning After)
Hisoka got wasted last night and was now sleeping off a huge hangover. Suddenly he felt something heavy on his chest and, something very shape and pointy against his throat. The hung-over magician slowly opened his eyes and saw a small child about 5 or 6 years old with short black hair and large black eyes wearing nothing but a blanket wrapped around the child's naked body. The child was sitting on his chest, holding three pins to his throat with his/her right hand and holding up the blanket with his/her left hand. And perched on the top of the child's head was a pair of black cat ears.
"Oh shit, please tell me I didn't kidnap a child and molest him or her while I was drunk?!"
Dusk- CLIFFHANGER! I know in the summary it say Fem!NekoIllumi, so calm down and don't get your panties in a twist. Everything will be explained in the next chapter! Well not everything. Anyway, hope you enjoyed this chapter!
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