A/N: I mentioned in Part II- Roses, Blood, and Carnage on She Tapped the Ice Heart, that Lavi wanted to get Kanda and Inés together. And so, I will post the Holiday Escapades of Lavi the Matchmaker- Installment 1- Meet Me Under the Mistletoe.
Inés flopped quietly onto her bed, exhausted from wrapping present. They were wrapped in that crappy filmy paper too, the shit that breaks way too easy and never folds normally. She heard a knock, and moved to hide the one she hadn't wrapped yet; Kanda's gift. A red-head womanizer poked his head in the door and grinned. She sighed, and waved him in.
"Whatcha got there, Moyashi? A gift for Yuu-Chan?" he asks in a sultry voice, waggling his eyebrows. She hits him upside the head and he falls onto her bed, rubbing the side of his head.
"Hey!" he retorts softly.
"I don't know if it's enough. This is my first Christmas as an exorcist, and I've only known him for three months. What does Kanda like?" she asks. Lavi smirked.
"He likes people who have tempers, he likes soba noodles, he likes green tea with a jasmine leaf, he likes to be immersed in his culture, with all the prayer beads and sword practice and yukata's and stuff," Lavi says, accenting his words with funny hand gestures. She fingers the box, containing the one thing she told him he'd needed when they got a chance to actually meet. She said he looked like he needed a hug, and she gave him a free hug triple dog dare.
He had to hug everyone in the order, in order to get back Mugen, which she has skillfully hidden. Tonight was Christmas Eve, and she smirked at her idea. A samurai exorcist would come in with his sword, go to sleep with it, and he would wake up Christmas morning without it. Her smirk turned to full-blown grin.
"That's starting to get creepy Moyashi," Lavi says, poking her in the nose. He had gotten festive for the occasion, with his nose painted red and a set of bells around his head-band. He convinced her to wear a Santa hat, and a jingle-bell choker. Tonight was the Christmas feast/dance, and it was going to be interesting. She lumbered to the mess hall with her sack of gifts and placed them under the tree. When she leaned into a standing position and turned around, she saw Kanda, in a top-hat and a scarf. His nose was painted orange and his lips were painted black, and he was unhappy.
"Hey frosty," she said with a smirk, turning around fully to look up at the sword-wielding snowman. He Che'd and crossed his arms. She giggled at him and he blushed, turning and walking away. He was really weird, but she had to admit, ever since she laid eyes on him, you know after she bashed him in the head with a frying pan, she liked him. Not just a crush, but she 'like' liked him. He was twenty though, and she was only fifteen. He probably didn't even notice her.
Lenalee the elf appeared and left her gifts. Miranda had a black nose and a bow like Rudolph's girlfriend. Komui showed up as an elf, and Krory, oh boy Krory, was dressed up as Jack frost, complete with the snow-frosted hair and suit. Cross showed up as good-old St. Nick. If Santa was a smacked out red-head who tries to pick up the girls who sit on his lap, then he'd definitely be a shoe-in for the job.
"Ho, ho, hoooooo," he crows at the top of his lungs, sitting in the big armchair, Komui looked sternly at all of us when we tried to run. The evil supervisor made us all take turns on Santa's lap.
"What do you want for Christmas, Mr. Snowman-thing?" he asks Kanda, who growls in response and says something about shoving his foot…Oh my I won't type that. (A/N: Kanda how dare you! Kanda: What? The drunken idiot deserved it! He had a hard-on! Inés- 0.o) She settled into her foster father's lap.
"Kid, what would you like for Christmas?" he asks her. She think a bit, and says, "A wonderful night without angry drunks?" very questionably and to her surprise, he busted up laughing. After their round on the lap of hobo Santa, they all sat at the table, and somehow she manages to get set beside Kanda and across from Lavi, who has a mischievous look in his eye. Not good! They ate, and drank, and then when it came time to dance to outdated Christmas music, the group was so smacked out that they kind of just wiggled a bit and considered it dancing. She got dizzy and walked over to the side, where Kanda was waiting.
"Why're ya standin' over her, Kanda-Chan?" she asks, slurredly, and he looks down, shrugging.
"The Baka Usagi told me to wait here, and he said something about being back with something important," Kanda says. Her eyes widen and she looks up. The crafty little devil. Sure enough, there was mistletoe hanging just above their heads, and she nudged Kanda's shoulder, pointing up. He paled and both looked to find a way out, but the entire group was in on it, it seemed, and wouldn't let them out, not until they kissed at least. Lavi was back, with a camera.
"C'mon Yuu, give her a kiss. No little pecks either. An actual kiss, with tongue and everything, for Christmas!" Lavi says animatedly, wagging his finger. Kanda blushed, and looked down at the fifteen-year-old girl who was blushing as well.
"Kanda, ah-" she didn't get the rest out because Kanda crashed his lips down on hers, tongue sliding into her mouth, exploring. Her tongue slowly reacted and neither seemed to want to let go. His arms came about her waist; hers grabbed the lapels of his jacket, holding him close. He pulled back and cut off the strand of saliva that connected their mouth with a swipe of his tongue,
"There's your damned Christmas card picture. Was that long enough?" he asks, walking away to his room. She was standing there, blushing, hands shaking. That was her first kiss, and it was FUCKING AWESOME! She retreated to her room as well and did quite the funny little happy dance. She passed out until Lavi was shaking her the next morning, jumping in her bed.
"Christmas, Christmas!" he shouted like a little boy. She sighed, ignoring her hangover as she stood and then she noticed she was in a baggy shirt and Pokémon pj's. When did she change? Ah, never mind. She followed Lavi to the mess hall and all the exorcists there sat in a circle, and they handed out the gifts. When everyone had their large piles, they began to open them. She was right next to Kanda, again. He was dressed in Pikachu pj's, complete with matching slippers, and no shirt. His chest was very distracting from the gift opening, but she managed it.
Shirts, gift cards, and then there was Kanda's gift. She opened the small box and found an anklet with a black lightning bolt on it. Inside was a note.
"I welcome you to the black order, but don't think this makes us friends," it said, and was signed with a sloppy K. She smiled and snapped the anklet into place on her leg. It fit perfectly. Kanda was reading direction, his hand in the air. Mistletoe dangled from his fingers.
"Look to your left, and let your gift do its job," he read quietly and looked to his left. We both looked up and saw the mistletoe hanging from his fingertips.
"Kiss, kiss, kiss!" the group started to chant, and she blushed, but leaned in and kissed Kanda. His eyes widened, but they soon closed and the kiss deepened, the mistletoe dropped and he just about pulled her into his lap, ravaging her mouth. It almost seemed like they were both very consensual but neither one had admitted feelings. He pulled back, and flipped Lavi off, placing Inés back in her spot.
Kanda opened her gift and he blanched, looking slightly angered, and then he stood. He uttered one word.
"Run." Oh shit! She ran throughout the corridors, keeping clear of where she hid it. Kanda ran, chasing her, until neither could breathe She held her arms out and he sighed, letting her hug him. She crossed out her name on the list and patted his head, sending him on his way to hug the other exorcists. Mwhahahahahahahahah Merry Christmas. Her lips still tingled from his intense kiss. When would she get the chance to do that again? Valentine's day? Lavi…..
Across the order, after hugging three exorcists, Kanda stopped and touched his lips with his hand, which were tingling still. When would he get the chance to plunder that sweet bit of sin's mouth again? Valentine's day? Lavi…
A/N: Okay, this has been Installment 1-Christmas, of The Holiday Escapades of Lavi the Matchmaker. I don't own D. Gray-man, only my oc who gets to have so much fun lip-locking with Kanda. Lavi is devious…. Mwhwahahahaha. Around February, if the world doesn't end this Friday, I will post the valentine's day edition. However, next to post is the New Year's edition. A traditional American new year and definitely a possible German sparkle party. Stay tuned; don't forget your rubber boots! R & R- Lata Hataz- ZxM OUUUUUUTTTTT!