Demoman Writes Fanfiction Chapter 1: Maste rof death jninjaas,, a team fortress 2 fanfic

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Maste rof deathm jninjaas., By Demomopan6812 reviews
one day haryr potter was dong a speal when he somehwo changaed dimsmensions and hea meets naruto teh nijinaj god.
thye falsl ins love but a new evild is foing too test thjem. wioll there love sirvive? godleke hary! gadlike naroitu!yaoy!

Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 12,435,235 - Favs: 1,462,542,542 - Follows: 124,745,623,956 - Updated: May 20, 1969 - Published: June 9, 1969 - Harry P., Naruto U., OC - Complete

once day haory potser was doong a spell. but somesthing went worng and hareery blakced out. when he wolke up he saw someon e staningd ovar him. hes was dress like a ninija. "who are yuw" he askd. "im haerey poter" haerrry repled. "your hot" harryr asid. so ares you narito replieds. lets do thes sexyu sessxs. olk. thens htey starteds sexing tehmseles so hard thats the worelsd blew up. oh noes we vlew up teh worlds" sadi harruy. goods thong im a masrte of deatrh so i can vring its back. you dont need to do sthat ssadi nartiso. im a nisngahaja goad. ican do its for uou. how aboot we bth do it/ yu can cum out haplf of teh worsld ansd i can cum out tej other helf. arlght them. ands then thy toched east others penises utinl they cocaine. oah yes ur so gusd toach me maor nairto. yrou relay goad to harruiy. tesn the world sterted refoming. but brefro they could hget back to tehs sexy sexes lard voldemadadra apeered. "naruto and hairy pooter. i yam teh secrit luvchild of lard boldymort an uchia madadra an i hav cume from teh futre to aveng me famare honore. i hav found teh las tiem turny and i hav com bak to kill you. than she srtated dong a jitsu. poopoo go here dDaDY no jitus!1! and than haree did a explood. haheha ur no match for me poopoo go here dDaDY no jitsu!1! and than narjewto was reel sid an she stared tu cri. boohoohoo he sad. i raal sed know. than she gat reely mad. im gona kell yo an ill keap kallin ou but tehn you be dad. so she stated doing a raisingan. he use shadow cone no jitsu and make sum cone appeared. raisingan no jitsu! but lard voldemadara was two strong an it have no affect. sudenly hairy poter were bak. wat no whey said voldemadara. hew did u cum bake? hary sad i the mastiff of debth. u cant kihl me. an than thay cdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
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Master of death ninjas. By Demomopan6812 reviews
One day Harry Potter was doing a spell when he somehow changed dimensions and he meets Naruto, the ninja god.
they fall in love but a new evil is going too test them. will there love survive? godlike harry! godlike naruto! yaoi!

One day Harry Potter was doing a spell. But something went wrong and Harry blacked out. When he woke up he saw someone standing over him. He was dressed like a ninja.

"Who are you," he asked.

"I'm Harry Potter" Harry replied. "You're hot" Harry said.

"So are you" Naruto replied.

"Lets do the sexy sexes.

"Ok." Then they started sexing themselves so hard that the world blew up.

"Oh no we blew up the world." said Harry. "Good thing I'm a master of death so i can bring it back.

"You don't need to do that." said Naruto "I'm a ninja god. I can do it for you."

"How about we both do it. You can cum out half of the world and I can cum out the other half."

"Alright then." And then they touched each others penises until they came.

"Oh yes your so good touch me more Naruto."

"You're really good too Harry." Then the world started reforming. But before they could get back to the sexy sexes Lord Voldemadara appeared.

"Naruto and Harry Potter. I am the secret lovechild of Lord Voldemort and Uchia Madara and I have come from the future to avenge my family honor. I have found the last time turner and I have come back to kill you. Then she started doing a jutsu. "poopoo go here dDaDY no jutsu! and then harry did an explode. "hahaha you're no match for my 'poopoo go here dDaDY' no jutsu!" And then Naruto was real sad and she started to cry.

"Boohoohoo," he said, "I'm real sad now." Then she got really mad. "I'm gonna kill you and I'll keep killing you, but then you'll be dead." So she started doing a Rasengan. He used Shadow Clone no Jutsu and made some clones appear. "Rasengan no Jutsu!" But Lord Voldemadara was too strong and it has no effect. Suddenly Harry Potter was back.

"What no way," said Voldemadara, "How did you come back?"

Harry said, "I am the master of death. You can't kill me."

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User Reviews:

narutofan23697 chapter 1 . Feb 17, 1969
omg this is the best! i want moar!

A Sensible Person chapter 1 . Nov 05, 1969
The nature of this review is rather rhetorical, seeing as anyone with half a brain can tell that this is shit. Unfortunately most of the readers here do not even posses even half of that.

97amrullah chapter 1 . Dec 28, 1969
i wish i could right as well as you do

dosenotmatter Chapter 1 . May 13, 1969
this is really good. if you like this then you should check out my fanfiction Digmon:Red ARTHER NOTE: this is a idea i had tell me what you think Title might change

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