Cleric gazed through his hellish portal into the word in which he ruled. "More trolls, more newcomers…" He thought, turning away and sitting down, picking up a quill and putting down yet another pasta. "When will these people learn that this place isn't just somewhere to dick around?" He sighed. "Well, at least I have the mods and admins, with what good they will do." He stared blankly back into the Portal once more before leaving his chamber, to perform deeds unknown.
Meanwhile, inside the portal, chaos ran rampant. Faceless creatures ran, screaming, insulting eachother, and repeating the same statements endlessly. Normal inhabitants, such as Taco or Jekel, did what they could to silence these beings, but nothing helped. These monsters defied even the rules set by the great ruler, Cleric, with abandon.
But things became quiet at once as two men came into view, one with silver hair, the other green. On their chests were emblazoned the emblems of Cleric's men, of Moderators and Administrators. They reached behind them, unsheathing large hammers with a three letter word of justice on it:
"B-A-N". The silver haired one merely smiled, looked to the deformed creatures and said one word.
"Penis?"
The expressions of shock on the creature's faces were one to behold as Evra and Wolfen smashed them into oblivion. Soon, others came, such as Fur and Shinigami, also joining the fight. The monsters also called in reinforcements, but were soon slain nonetheless. Finally, as the last was slain, and many Orangeknights were sent to Valhalla, the booming voice of the great one was heard.
"Good, my friends. Now, at least, we may have some peace."
And so ended yet another normal day in what is called the "Creepypasta Chat".