Happy ending.

It was a fine day in Hogwarts. The students were learning, the teachers teaching. All was well... Or so they thought...

In this story I will bring your attention to The Room of Requirements. A few students were haveing a secret meeting in this room...

"HARRY POTTER HAS A SMALL WEENIE!"

"NO I DONT RON SHUT UP!"

Ron burst into laughter.

"Of course you do, Voldumort cut most of it off in one of his curses."

Harry pushed Ron against a wall, there bodies pressed together.

"Shut your ugly mouth!"

Ron and Harry staired hard at each other,there mouths seemingly to inch closer and closer to the others.

"My my boys what kind of situation do me have here?"

They both turned there heads to find Hermione standing next to them, her foot tapping and her hand on her hip.

"And why wasnt i invited?!"

Then all of a sudden Malfoy came out of know where.

"Oh. My. God. I just realized something..."

They all looked at him.

"Whats that Mallroy?"

Ron laughed,

"Its Malfoy Hermione."

She shrugged and aited for Malfoy to finish what he was saying.

"Well... We are all so fucking gay and stupid... I think we should all just fucking die... That way we can make everyone happier."

Harry walked up to Malfoy and put his hand on his shoulder.

"Oh my god oyur so right. Im so gay that my own will sticks itself in my own bum... We should all just kill our selves..."

Ron then pulled out a handful of chocolate.

"Let me have my last meal, bloody hell man."

Hermione just shook her head.

"No ron it must be now. We can not do this anymore... We are making many people suffer with us still living."

But Ron wasnt listening, he was to busy shoving candy in his big fat mouth. Hermione looked at Harry and Malfoy.

"Any last words?"

Harry nodded and turned toward Malfoy while grabbing his hand.

"Malfoy... Ive always wantd to... Stick my willy in yo bum... Im sorry I never got a chance..."

Malfoy had tears in his eyes.

"Oh my god Harry your so gay..."

And with that there was silence while Hermione pulled out her wand.

"Apodyterium!"

Suddenly all of Malfoy's clothes got ripped off and disenagrated.

Hermione looked confused.

"I dont know what just happened... But... There ya go Harry, just helped you out with raping Malfoy!"

Harry then stuck his willy into Malfoy mouth.

"SUCK IT!"

Then suddenly a random nuke dropped out of the sky causing Hogwarts to explode. Killing everyone within a fifty mile radius. Thus A HAPPY ENDING. As the wizerding world mourns for its fallin generation the mugle world tries desperatly to cover the failed scientific experiment that cost thousands of young children there lives in a castle in scottland.

And no one live happily ever after. THE END :D

A/N: THE ENDING IT SHOULD HAVE HAD. SOUNDS GOOD TO ME. I wrote this for my bestie. :D hope ya like it ;)