Random One-Shots

Pairings: Zeus x Hera, Aphrodite x Hephaestus, Poseidon x Athena

Characters: Athena, Poseidon, Aphrodite, Hephaestus, Artemis, Apollo, Zeus, Hera

Words: 301

Prompt: Ducks

POV: Aphrodite

It was a normal day on Olympus, Athena and Poseidon were fighting about something or other, my husband was fiddling with some thing-ma-jigs, while Apollo was annoying Artemis, Zeus and Hera were off doing something, I shudder to think what. Just then Athena and Poseidon's fight got louder, so loud it was echoing across the room, distracting me from my observations, Artemis and Apollo from their bickering and Hephaestus from my metal... things?

"I'm telling you, ducks are designed to float on water, they will not SINK!" Athena exclaimed, which made me completely confused, they were fighting over ducks? I gave a disbelieveing look to my left, where Hephaestus sat and saw he was fighting a smile.

"Those two will find an arguement for the sake of arguing." He whispered to me quietly, I nodded.

"They are so in love." I scoffed, it might have been louder than I intended because suddenly they yelled in unison.

"WE ARE NOT IN LOVE!" They yelled at me, I just smirked at them.

"Keep telling yourselves that, after all, nobody said denial had to be the first step to admitting it to yourself." I replied slyly before picking up a magazine and flicking through it until I reached an interesting article, ohh, new fashion line!

"I give up, ducks float!" Poseidon yelled before storming out of the throne room, Athena did the smart thing and flashed to her temple.

"Will those two ever give up?" Artemis asked as Zeus and Hera finally entered and took their thrones.

"Why did Poseidon just storm out?" Zeus asked us.

"Ducks." I replied simply before returning to my magazine, life on Olympus... never boring.

A.N: How was that, it just suddenly came to me and I decided to publish it, just to prove I am still alive, the rest of my stories though, are on hiatus, because most of them are Twilight and I am really not in the mood to write for them just yet. Blame the movies or something, because I can write these days, or just blame Percy Jackson for being SOOO addicting, that's what I'm doing.

By the way, I do not own Percy Jackson or any of it's characters, they belong to Rick Riordan, I also do not own the gods, they are from Mythology, which I have never studied, but I look into it when I can. I hope to update sometime soon, and remember the three things you might like to do:

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