Disclaimer None of this is mine… any characters that you recognize are JK Rowling's. I might use some general ideas of author's on this site in my story. I'm not using any specifics though… so don't get mad at me! Thankies.

HP meets FANFIC gasp

By The Stump

The Golden trio is spending some time on the INTERNET! They accidentally stumble across and find a bunch of stories about them… what will happen?

A trio of laughing friends walked through King's Cross Station, lugging their trunks behind them. A tall, gangly boy with flaming red hair made a comment and a girl with brown bushy hair swatted him lightly.

"Ron!" she exclaimed, "Honestly, I must have told you at least a million times! It's a telephone, not a fellytone! You should seriously take Muggle Studies next year."

"Aww, knock it off Mione. You know I'm not the person who is cut out for stuff like that," the boy replied.

"Hmmph," Hermione sighed in disapproval. "Well, at least come over to my house for a bit and I'll teach you about some of the basics. You can come too Harry. I've already asked Dumbledore, and he said the Dursleys would be glad to leave you with me for the first week of summer vacation."

The boy with jet black hair, thick glasses, and an unusual lightning shaped scar on his forehead nodded enthusiastically.

"I can definitely do without them for a week too."

"Great! There are my mum and dad over by the car. Hurry up!"

After all of the hungry teens got some snacks, Hermione pointed out some basic household items that wizards didn't have. When she reached the computer, Ron immediately shouted,

"Woah! A Pompcuter! That is SWEET! Let's get on!"

After a brief argument, Hermione finally relented and logged onto the computer. Of course, that was only after Ron had learned to say "computer" instead of "pompcuter".

Even though Harry had grown up around electronics since he was raised by the Dursleys, the only time he ever got to use then was when—well, it was actually never. The only time he even got to touch them was when Dudley got mad and threw his monitor at Harry. Even with Dudley's bad aim it managed to graze Harry's shoulder, and hurt quite a bit. Ever since then, Harry had been mortally terrified of computers. But with his two best friends, and Hermione's reassurance, he too managed to log on.

After they were all logged on (the Grangers had two computers and a laptop which Mr. Granger let them use), Hermione proceeded to show them the Internet and how it worked. With Ron going insane every time he got to type something and Harry thinking the computer was going to bite him if he touched the mouse, it took quite a while.

Finally everyone was at ease and exploring the Internet. :D

Several moments of comfortable silence passed, with the occasional outburst of Ron or twitches of Harry. But suddenly Harry yelled something! gasp

"Woah! Check this out! There is a site called… and it has stories about US! Nifty!"

All of the friends thought that that was totally awesome and typed it into their computers.

"Bloody hell!" Ron exclaimed. "This site is awesome!"

"Spiffy," approved Hermione. "I'm going to look up stories about me."

-Some time elapses-

GASP scream FAINT

XP ! Author's Notes ! XP

OMG! I cliffhanger! I bet you are itching to get to the next chappie… (in my dreams at least)

Sorry I haven't updated my other stories… I'll do it soon.

Eva :)