This is a quick one-shot I did. If a lot of y'all like it, I'll do more. Also, if it's too long to be a one-shot, sorry.

"We deserve that right!" "No, my state deserves that right!" The sounds of the scuffle broke the peace of America's home. North Carolina and Ohio were at it again.

"They were born in my state!" shrieked Ohio, a twelve year old looking boy. He had faded blond hair, and was wearing a tan coat. "Well, they actually flew in my state," retorted North Carolina, sticking her tongue out. She was taller than Ohio, looking to be about fifteen. Her hair was darker, kept out of her face by a generic baseball hat, which every now and then turned light blue, dark blue, or red. She was wearing jeans and a t-shirt, with a light jacket over it. Ohio went red with anger, then screamed, "It's because of KITTY HAWK! IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU HAD THE OPTIMAL PLACE!" North Carolina was merciless. "It's not my fault my place was perfect too. They flew there, I deserve to be the state first in flight," she smirked evilly. Ohio ran at North Carolina, tackling her, and as they fought physically, their verbal threats continued. "You're just jealous you weren't one of the thirteen colonies!" North Carolina taunted. "You're jealous that you don't have CINCINATTI or CLEVELAND!" replied Ohio. "Isn't that all Ohio has?" asked North Carolina innocently. Ohio screamed, and attempted to kill his 'big sister.'

Suddenly, America was in the fight, picking the two up as if they were tiny kittens. "Uncle Alfred!" North Carolina protested, blowing her now-askew bangs out of her face. "Caroline… Jacob…" America warned, stern for once. "What was it this time?" he asked. "Caroline, you speak." "Ohio is jealous that the Wright brothers flew in my state, so he's claiming he's first in flight because they were born there." America sighed. "Haven't you been fighting over this for over one hundred years?" he asked. Jacob nodded. "Haven't you held a grudge with England for almost three hundred years?" he replied cheekily. America glared at Ohio. "Don't ever say that again, ever." Caroline's eyes widened in fear. "Um, Uncle Al-Alfred, can I go?" she asked as she attempted to wriggle free from America's vice grip. Alfred gave her a slight smile. "Sure, North Carolina," he said. "Go talk to South Carolina," Without another word, Caroline fled the scene, going to discuss with her twin brother, Cameron. America smiled maliciously at Jacob. "Don't mention England like that ever again," he warned. Ohio nodded. "But most of the East Coast states do!" he protested. America nodded in acknowledgement, then replied, "That's because most of the East Coast states were my thirteen colonies. They went through the war with me, so they can joke about it." Ohio nodded, said, "Sorry, Uncle Alfred," and ran off. America smiled at the retreating boy. "It's hard being a guardian for fifty… no, fifty-two, maybe more states and territories," he muttered. "I'm still the hero, though! I always will be!"

Ehehehe... This came out of me seeing that the NC license plates said "First in Freedom" now... c'mon... seriously? NC was first in flight, admit it. XD

EDIT: XD I'm a failure. Thank you, booklover4816, for pointing out Chicago is in Illinois; somehow, I forget that. I fixed it.