A:N: Hey! Back with my second fic! This one is gonna be completely different from my last, decided to do something that might be more my style... So I decided to make a pervy humor! This is just a little intro, so its gonna be shorter and more boring than what I hope for my other chapters, but if you like the idea, stay tuned for more!

Before we begin, I'd just like to thank everyone who read and reviewed my last fic (Just Like Everyone Else), thnx for the support & feedback! To set the record straight: I'm a HUGE fan/supporter of the NaruHina pairing (they're the reason I read fanfiction). I understand if you were offended/disappointed with the other one, but I feel I woulda failed as a writer if I DIDN'T get that reaction, as it was meant to be a sad ending. The whole idea was just something I thought of and was curious to see, I don't think Hinata ould EVER actually do that in real... er, canon life. Without further ado, on with the sho... literature!


They were the hardest two years of Hinata's life. When she heard Naruto would be leaving the leaf to train with Jiraiya, it hit her hard. When he actually left, it hit her even harder. The village just didn't feel the same without his boisterous self, unrestrainedly boasting and raising mischief throughout it, much to the joy of many of the villagers. However, Hinata missed hearing the blonde laughing and shouting on his way down the village streets, making himself known to everyone in a five mile radius. He was what made a normal day in Konoha interesting.

For a while, she just couldn't accept it. She would sometimes trek down to his old training grounds, like she often did when she watched the orange-clad shinobi, and wished to see those sharp, golden locks, those cute whisker marks strewn across his cheeks, and those beautiful blue eyes, deeper than the deepest ocean. But alas, he was training elsewhere now.

There were times Hinata missed her love so much, she just wanted to give up on everything. How could she ever succeed with her one inspiration gone? However, she knew she had to stay strong. She had made a promise to herself to get stronger too, so she could become a fine shinobi – and woman – the kind that would impress Naruto, the kind that he would want to be with.

So she trained too, harder than ever. Every day she improved by leaps and bounds, quickly gaining acknowledgement for her skills from her teammates and even her ever cold father. Not only did she grow into an impressive ninja, but it improved her confidence exponentially too, and her previous shy and nervous nature was a thing of the past.

However, there was one more change that Hinata undertook while Naruto was away, one that she hadn't planned on. One far more confusing, frustrating, and physically and mentally altering.

Hinata hit puberty. Hard.

Of course she was educated on the matter; her father had given her 'the talk' after she had graduated the academy and became a genin. This meant that Hinata had more or less been expecting many of the physical changes that occurred in her body, and realized they were perfectly natural. However, Hiashi being the prudish Hyuuga he was, was too embarrassed to mention anything to do with hormones or 'impure' urges. She learned about these the hard way.

Ever since he left, Hinata could never seem to get Naruto off her mind. She constantly imagined the day he would return to village. She would spot him coming through the Konoha gates and rush over to him. She would greet Naruto warmly, he would be so happy to see her again that he would wrap her in a tight hug, and tell her how much he missed her. Then Naruto would ask her out to Ichiraku's, and they would catch up. Hinata would imagine eating beside her blonde crush, all the incredible tales Naruto would have to tell her of his travels, and she imagined he would be impressed by all her accomplishments during his training trip too. But as her body changed, these thoughts of Naruto took an… interesting turn as well.

Instead of the Konoha gates, Hinata was meeting Naruto in her bedroom. The hug turned into a passionate kiss. The blonde's signature orange clothes disappeared. Their conversation turned into incomprehensible moans as Naruto greedily slurped… something other than noodles…

Hinata was deeply embarrassed by her fantasies, and as they became more frequent, proved to be a huge distraction, hindering her productivity in training and missions. In an attempt to clear her mind of these thoughts, she went to the only older woman she knew she could trust – Kurenai sensei. Hinata had hoped her sensei's talk would give her some help in controlling her imagination – that plan backfired horribly, as the more she learned about her urges and sexuality, the more vivid her fantasies became. Perhaps Kurenai went into too much detail, because now Hinata had daydreams of the blonde knucklehead that would put the Icha Icha series to shame.

When Hinata ran out of waking moments to fantasize about Naruto, those fantasies overflowed into her dreams. Kurenai had told Hinata about wetdreams, but Hinata felt like hers could have flooded Suna! She would need to take two showers every morning before meeting her team just so Kiba wouldn't get a nosebleed from the scent of her!

Indeed, it was a hard couple of years. However, it was all made worth it that day she went to the market, accompanied by her cousin Neji. It had been roughly two years since Naruto had left the village, which was why Hinata was so surprised when she suddenly heard thundering shouts coming from an all too familiar voice down the street. Not trusting her ears, Hinata immediately spun around to see an orange figure approaching from a distance that could only be the knuckleheaded ninja of her dreams.

Naruto Uzumaki.


And that's the prologue! Keep up with the reviews, I was honestly surprised with the amount of reviews my first fic got in less than a day, hoping to see even more with this series! More to come, so please follow & fav, and give me any feedback in the reviews! As you can tell this story is gonna be sorta pervy in nature, I'm planinng for the perv-level to increase gradually tho, so don't be shocked if my next chapter isn't lemon-city. Regarding which, as I said in the summary, this story is CURRENTLY T, however I may be adding some limes once I get things rolling, and MAYBE I'll end the series with a lemon. If you'd like to see that, help me make my decision in the REVIEWS, pce!