Envy sighed annoyed. 'why do I always have to do all the hard work?' he was walking in the forest words the Elric's house, fuming. Suddenly Envy stopped cocking his head he tried to listen...Yes! He wasn't crazy, he has herd a sound or rather music. violin music that sounded sorrowful was coming about 50 meters to the left 'last time I checked, metaly shorty and iron man can't play any instrument without making someones ears bleed...' after debating a few seconds Envy decided to investigate. A girl about 2 or 3 years older than Wrath,give or take, with blonde hair in high pigtails pale skin, a black housemaid dress that multiplied the paleness, and as the girl opened her eyes envy saw that they were scarlet. she blinked at Envy and he absentmindedly studied her appearance.
"are you a homunculus by any ch-"Envy was interrupted by the girls scream.
" OH MY GOD A TALKING PALM TREE!!!" with that she hit Envy with her violin
"ow! what the hell?! I am NOT a talking palm tree you b-" WHAM! the world went black as Envy passed out.
"oh... wait hes not a talking palm tree... OH MY GOD I killed him... no wait... should i do C.P.R or rape? wait bad sorrow! C.P.R duh!" sorrow was running, jumping, and spazzing out.
"Did someone say rape?" a violet eyed kid looked at the scene from behind a tree. "Yay! Envy's dead!" wrath went off to tell his "mom" the good news while sorrow started giving Envy C.P.R