A Couple Seconds at Freddy's
[Do not take this seriously. I just had to get it out of my system.]
One stormy night, a man named Mike Schmidt was really, and I mean REALLY drunk. He staggered into Freddy Fazbear's Family Diner and decided, under the influence of alcohol, that he would get a job there. He talked to the man in the managers office, and got his job.
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It was finally 12 am, and Mike sat down in his chair, almost sober. He heard the phone ring, and he picked it up. The guy on the other end was rambling about some animatronic shit. Whatever. When he was done, he put down the phone and Freddy appeared. Freddy threw a machete at Mike, but he swiftly dodged it. Then Freddy got angry. He pulled out a flamethrower, and uses it on Mike. But Mike dodges every single missile.
"HA! You can't hit me you faggot!"
Then Freddy pulls out a nuke. He chops Mike in half with the nuke, and begins to stomp on the corpse. Once it looks like Mike was put through a meat grinder, Freddy grabs the meat, and makes a pizza with it.
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"DADDY. WHY DOES TASTE LIKE HUMAN!?"
[I am sorry. I have no fucking idea why I wrote this. God. He didn't even stuff him! If I get enough reviews that basically say- "Dis autistic shit is autistic." -Then I will make a second chapter. Or story. idk XD ]