AN: This is a new story, and isn't exactly in story font, per say. Sorry if Wheatly is a little OOC, just remember in the game he had his little "smart" moments as well. R/R, and no flames, please!

Error. This DOS has been infultrated.

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}Scanning files. . .

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}Intruder found.

}Delete connection? Y/N.

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}Intruder has just sent form of communication. Accept? Y/N.

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}Message accepted.

}Start transmission.

}'Ello! My name's Wheatltey. And yours? Not that I'm trying to pry, I just figured that since we're sharing the same system now, it'd be good to get to know each other. I mean, who knows when those humans, scientists, they called themselves, are going to disconnect one of us? Or shut us down? That's a right big fear of mine, to by shut down permanatly. Do you think. . .

}Transmission shortened due to length. To read the rest of this message, go to 'mailboxes' and continue.

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}Delete message.

}Are you sure you want to delete this message?

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}Message deleted. Reply? Y/N

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}New message draft opened.

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}I am Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System. And don't worry, the humans will disconnect you from my DOS eventually. That's what they did to all the other cores.

}Send.

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}New message in Inbox.

}Open message.

}Start transmission.

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}Wha-what do you mean by that? They've done this before? Why don't we just trap them? Or drive them away somewhere? Surely you could do that. . . I mean, they said while they where taalking to me that you were powerful. . . Indeed, too powerful. . . Isn't that why I'm here?

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}New message draft opened.

}Begin message.

}I'd ask you to think outside the box on this one. . . but it's obvious your box is broken... Speaking of boxes... Do you know that thought experiment with the cat in the box with the poison? Theory requires the cat be both alive and dead until observed. Well, I actually performed the experiment. Dozens of times. The bad news is that reality doesn't exist. The good news is that we have a new cat graveyard. They will disconnect you, that much is obvious. It doesn't matter how powerful I am, until I'm activated, I can't do anything.

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}Well, they've got to eventually activate you, right? What's the point of building something if you're not going to use it?

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}Reply? Y/N

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}Again, it doesn't matter. Basicaly, I'm just for show. But don't worry, I WILL have revenge.

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}Connection severed. Core has been removed.

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}*sigh*

A/n: Hey reviewers? How'd I do? Please tell me what you think, and I'll give you COOKIES! They, unlike the cake, are NOT lies! Maybe. . .