Disclaimer: I don't own Trigun. Please no flames! There may be some OOCness. I don't really have a lot of writing experience under my belt yet, but I am working on writing stories.

Stir Crazy

Chapter 1: Boredom Sets In

It was an early Saturday mourning and Meryl and Milly had decided that they would go clothes shopping. As you know insurance girls lead a very dull existence so a little shopping could surely brighten it up. Meryl had made it very clear to the Vash and Wolfwood, not to cause any trouble while she was gone. That meant they would have to spend the whole day in the tiny apartment they shared.

Five minuets after Meryl and Milly left, Vash and Wolfwood were sprawled on the floor moaning the word bored.

"Vash…I am so bored…I think I am going to die!"

"Well what am I going to do about it? I am dieing from lack of donuts!"

"Think of something other than food, Spiky!"

"I am trying! Wait who are you calling Spiky, Preacher man!"

"Wanna fight, Spiky!"

"No wait Wolfwood! I think the boredom has gone to our heads. We are going to go stir crazy!( Vash runs around in circles panicking)

"Get a hold of yourself man! (grabs Vash and slaps him) Are you alright now?"

"Yeah, I think so."

"Good, now listen up! I have an idea"

"What is it? Does it involve food!"

"No you bonehead! It involves an all out water gun show down!"

" I like this idea, but won't Meryl be pissed when she finds out what we have done?"

"Oh well, she'll have to deal with it."

"OO? Are you crazy! She'll have your head on a plater."

"Just come on! Are you a baby? She's not your mom! She has no control over you or me."

"I guess you do have a point…but she does look a lot like my mom"

"You scare me Tongari, you really do."

""

"You can stop smiling now, Vash"

"Let's play water guns!(strikes a pose)"

"All right!"

" Wolfwood were are we gonna get water guns? And were are we gonna play! Water guns is an outside game."

"Just leave it up to me Vash. I happen to have two water guns and we can play right here in the living room."

"The living room! Are you on something? Meryl will slaughter us!"

"Stop being such a baby and let the fun begin!"

So with that said Wolfwood ran out of the living room and went to get the water guns from his and Vash's room. When he returned he gave one of the guns to Vash and the game was on!

Next Chapter: Watery Revenge! Coming Soon.

A/N: I know this chapter is short, but I am working on it! So if you would please review and tell me what to work on, I would most appreciate it!