Mark Sanders
was a furry
he lived in hell for some time
but his sentence was complete
and satan agreed to let him go
he harrasses people because he can
and he is super kawaii desu
and bisexual
and trans queer
and people queer,
hans
is a nazi
jewnose mcgoyim
is a jew
there was a girl in a house
it was her house
and she possibly didn't know what was going on
what happened was
jewnose mcgoyim
had to hide
but there was no place to hide
and hans raided her house
as nein out of nein
jewnose mcgoyim
raided it
a 0/10 'cus there was no
attic to hide in
so she wouldn't let the furry, hans, or jewnose mcgoyim leave
and she was a ghoul
she said she was going to eat us
but she never did
she just said hey you gotta listen to the song
on my piano because im stupid
i didn't like her house because i couldn't hide
do you understand that
we escaped her house
by killing ourselves
and by killing ourselves
we ascended to higher beings
and these higher beings were able to
do a deathmatch
between eachother
and this deathmatch happened to take place
by morphing into various things
using money
noses
swashtikas
and fascism
the final form of Hans
was the final Fascist
but before that
he had swashtikas for hands
hands
no longer had hands
now
as fur the jew man
jewnose mcgoyim
he was rich
he was jewish obviously
because his name is jewnose mc-goy-IM!
and he likes money
and in this fight
he proves
he likes
money
by summoning alla the money in the room
by sniffin' real hard
and by sniffin' real hard
he was able to make a baseball bat
out of the shekels in the room
but
because that failed
because of fascism
fascism doesn't like
money
ok
so
that failed
jewnose mcgoyim became he
he had mustard gas up his nose
so he shriveled up
that's what jews do
they are their nose
and because they are their nose
he became a jewnose starfish
and like
starfish have those little legs
those were his nose hairs
using them to grab hans
he didn't like that
he transformed into
the flying
FASCIST
and because he transformed

into the flying fascist
jewnose fascist wasn't going to
work anymore
jewnose mcgoyim became
his own god
he reared up
exposing his nasal cavities which were full of them blackHOLES
so
the flying fascist was dead
blackhole too strong
sniffing of giant nose suck in HANS
you can't get away from blackhole
you dead
thas why hans died
the end