Good Lord

It just started off like every other day. Find an Inn stay there and wait till morning well that the Ikkou did but something disturbing happened the next morning. Be prepared to scream.

Sanzo was calmly reading his newspaper as Goku and Gojyo continuously fought over the remaining miso that was sitting nicely on the table. Hakkai was still upstairs they haven't seen him since last night. It wouldn't usually take him this long to get ready.

"It's my miso, mine not yours understand Monkey?" Sanzo turned the page to see what was on it. Seemed to be a famine in a village somewhere……

"Nah uh I had it first you perverted Kappa"

…and a killing in another village…a famous wedding…and many other stuff where listed on the paper.

Sanzo looked at the opposite page and noticed a little piece at the left hand side at the bottom it was in small bold letters.

'Transvestites, People suddenly changing to the opposite sex without knowing it'

'A man last week was shocked to realize that he was in a woman's body…there's said to be a demented doctor that is on the run and is changing peoples sex blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah and so on…'

Sanzo then made a silly chibi face and looked up as his glasses slouched down. 'How quire…'

"Sorry I'm late…" Sanzo looked round and his eyes widened there.

Goku smiled with his eyes closed and turned to the direction the voice was coming from "Why hi Hakkai…" Goku turned blue Gojyo wondered what was wrong and looked in the same direction he went pale.

"What's wrong with all of you?"

Goku and Gojyo held each other, terrified at what their seeing. "Hakkai what the hell did you do to yourself?"

"What do you mean Gojyo?"

"YOU TRAITOR!" shrieked Goku as he turned his head away in disgust. He couldn't stand to see his friend especially when he looks like that.

"Why what is it?"

Sanzo frowned at him "Hakkai maybe you should look in a mirror and what ever you do…don't freak out…" Gojyo then looked at him with his eyes wide.

"And maybe you should use the girl's toilets…cause all those men are going to think you're asking for it…"

Hakkai looked at the red haired kappa confused and wondering what he meant by that. He got up and walked over to the boy toilets he opened the door and walked in. A man with black hair looked at him and whistled.

"Looking cute sweet thing what's a woman like you doing in here? This is the boy's toilets yeah know?" Hakkai ignored the remark and walked over to the mirror. His eyes widened in fear that didn't look like him at all.

It was a woman's face with a monocle. He had long hair tied in a plat and he was in a woman's body he slowly walked out of the boy's toilets and gently sat down on his seat. Noticing that Hakkai was looking pale Gojyo looked over to the female brunette.

"Hakkai are you alright?" Hakkai didn't answer he was lost for words. Goku then took the courtesy to look at his friend.

"Is something wrong?" Hakkai still didn't answer.

Sanzo flicked a page of his newspaper "You're tea's going to get cold Hakkai" he pointed out.

Hakkai wasn't in the mood to drink tea; he didn't want to answer because of his shock. Then he closed his eyes and quickly stood up making a loud crash as his tea was spilt unto the floor.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"

Oh Dear To Be Continued

Sanzo's Guardian Angel: That's right my first Oneshot sorry if it's lame and short but I felt like doing this one. Any idea's in how to make it better then I'm happy to take the tip. A reviewer called Kanzeon Bosatsu reviewed once. I loved her advice but I hated her lacks of manners. (Just joking by the way) Any way Raven-Chan also gave me some advice and I think I should follow it so I like to take this opportunity to thank both of them for giving me advice. I'll think I'll try more Oneshot's for now on.