"Dean where are we going?" Castiel complained, rubbing the cheeky ass cheek that had been left sore from Sam smacking it silly last night. He made a mental note to never hang around the younger Wincester when he was getting his crunk on.
"We're going to Sidney World Cas, I promoose you'll like it"
"You woke me up just to go to Sidney World? Wait - did you just say promoose?"
"Nope on toast. Angles don't sleep you lil' chicken nugget, we're still going!" Dean punctuated the last word by putting on his cowboy hat as if to prove his point.
"I don't understand that reference Deany Weenie", Castiel growled for the 54th time since he had woken up ten minutes ago.
Dean gave Cas the elevator eyes, looking him up and down and giggling like a chihuahua. He loved Gassy Cassy. He loved Sidney World too.
When they arrived at Sidney World, they remembered that they were poor and had no money to get in. Dean had a great idea then. He took off all of his clothes and begged for money until a woman groped his left testicle and accidentally pulled out some pubic hair.
"Ouch" said Dean.
"I don't understand that reference" said Rastiel, who suddenly had dreadlocks and a t-shirt on that said 'Jamaican me sick'.
"Jam I really making you sick?" Dean asked, clutching onto his ego and his swollen left testicle.
"Who?"
"Me"
"What?"
"JAM I MAKING YOU SICK?" Dean wailed like a timelord.
"I can't count that high", Rastiel muttered back.
Dean took this curious comment to mean that Cas had probably been eating his special tablets instead of skittles this morning.
"Cas I really wanna go on a rollercoaster, it's too far to drive all the way back just to get money."
Castiel suddenly turned to Dean, looking him straight in the eye and holding his gaze for a moment too long."
"I'm glad you put your clothes on Dean, but your penis is hanging out of your knickers and it does not look happy to be here."
They never did get to ride that rollercoaster, and Dean have to shave all of Castiel's hair off when they decided the dreadlocks weren't practical.