I kept my eyes on my target, even while the explosion threw her through the air. When the time was right, she'd be nothing but a corpse. By the way, my name is Frederick(I think my parents hated me) and right now, I'm sitting in a tree. I'm not sure how this all started, but I'm somehow fighting ninjas with an enderman and a bounty hunter that never wears pants. So now that your all caught up, we can get back to the action. As my target's body hit the ground, a golden bullet whizzed by her head. A woman with blonde-ish hair wearing a jacket, boots and a mask was pointing a golden desert eagle at her. Note that this woman was not wearing any pants. This person is one of my "associates".

"Hey you pink-haired bitch, do you feel lucky?"

"Aw, come on, Moon!" I thought. "Hair color has nothing to do with being a bitch!" I've slept with a few in my day, it was worth it. Of course, then I realized that she was about to kill my target. I jumped out of the trees, into her field of vision. I then shot her a glare that only a cold-hearted sociopath could shoot. She then sulked away, big surprise. I drew my hidden blade and calmly moseyed over to my target. By now, your probably wondering who this "target" is, and I'm wondering why I'm talking to you. One of us gets our question answered. I'm focusing my attention on Sakura Haruno, of Konohagakure. Who is currently with Sasuke Uchiha, also of Konohagakure, and some other people who's names I don't care to remember. These people are fighting with some people I know, including me. There's also a Titan. Does that answer your question? good, we can get back to the stuff you came here for. I decided to have some fun with her before she met her untimely demise.

"Hello, Sakura"

As she turned torward the source of the sound, the look on her face was priceless.

"Who-who's there?!"

"The last person you'll ever meet"

She screamed, and then there was silence.

"God dammit, everyone must've heard that. Oh well, maybe it means I get to have some more fun!"

I shuddered in excitement at the thought of getting some more blood on my hands.

LGTC: okay, that's my new story! just so you know, this is a spinoff of one of my friend's stories, the MC ninja. Check it out, It will do a lot of explaining that I'm too lazy too do. Until I maybe write again, stay sadistic