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Dear FanFiction Writers,

Gendry is my friend. Or at least was before he abandoned me for Lord Beric, but I'm not in love with him.

That would be like saying I'm in love with Hot Pie or something.

I'm not Sansa, dreaming of some stupid Prince to carry me off into the sunset.

I am Arya Stark.

I will never marry Gendry and rule the Stormlands as Lady Baratheon so shut up about it.

If I ever see anything about that again I'll introduce you to my friend Needle.

Valar Morghulis.

Sincerely, Arya Stark.