Life in the city was so dull. So boring. Alex just wanted a life of freedom. "I can take you away from here..." said the stranger. "You don't have to be scared of me." He said. "I'm Ned Flanders." Before Alex had time to respond, Flanders took out his Axe. "Here's diddlyeers Neddy!" He busted open the bars of confinement. Flanders then took Alex's Paw. It was time to go to Madagascar. When Alex woke up, he saw a bloody zebra. "Welcome Home." said Flanders. To Alex's horror, he saw Flanders performing a Satanic ritual on Marti. "He just couldn't leave us alone. He wouldn't let me love you..." Alex shouted at Ned. "WHAT THE FUCK YOU MUTHERFUKA?! It's a good thing that I want your sexy buns of steel." They then started to make out on top of Marti's bloodied carcass. "Oh diddly diddly doo Alex..." moaned Flanders. "Shhh Ned. Let me show you my wild side..." Alex stuck his paw all the way up Flanders glory hole. Before they started fisting, the door flew open. It was the cops. They were going to arrest Ned Flanders for kidnapping and zoophilaness. Before they got the cuffs out, Flanders jumped out the hotel bedroom window and committed Sudoku. "What the fuck?!" exclaimed Marti. He was no longer in his drug induced coma. Alex then said "Love me you sexy hunk of a man!" He didn't care about Flanders anymore.