Hello. Hopefully this will be okay since its my first story, so don't chew me out if it sucks Please don't, seriously. Oh yeah, since I see this in all the other stories, I minus well do it to just in case.

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha, Mtv, Real World, or any other fucking thing I can get sued for.

Oh yeah by the way, I forgot to say this but I will be updating randomly sometimes. So sometimes the chapters will end really weird cuz I just stop updating. Sorry.

Enjoy :)

Chapter One: Lucky as HELL!

Kagome's POV (Point of view for anyone who didn't know that)

"OH MY GOD!!! IM GONNA FUCKING DIE!!!!!!"

I could seriously see my life flashing before my eyes! My family, my friends, my---------

" Oh calm the fuck down Kagome! I'm not driving THAT fast!" That's Sango, my best friend and my soon- to - be murderer. We are practically sisters. She lived a hard childhood, losing both her parents to a fatal car crash that happened right before her eyes. She is broken in so many ways but refuses to give in to her weaknesses, which is one of the things I love about her. She's a fighter and won't give up easily. We're also both bartenders at a bar called the Shikon, which is actually where she's driving us to right now. Anyway... back to the part where she is trying to kill us.

" Are you fuckin crazy?! Your driving 65mph and we're not even on the highway!!!!!!"

" Oh shut up we're here now."

She brought the car to an actual, genuine slow stop which I thanked god for, and pulled into an empty parking space.

Inuyasha POV

"Hey Yash! Koga and me are hitting the Shikon for a couple of beers. Wanna come?" said voice coming from a man named Miroku.

"Hell yeah! I haven't gotten shit faced in like 2 weeks! I'm in!" And off all three went.

Kagome POV

We both got out of her car and started walking towards the Shikon. We decided long ago that we would walk to and from the car together because a girl got mugged in the parking lot a couple months ago. And I do not want that happening to Sango or me.

Walking through the door, I looked at my phone and realized that we were 5 minutes early. Not very surprising considering how Sango drove like a mad woman. I told her and we slowly walked over to our lockers and placed our stuff in them.

" Hey guys! Your early." That's Shippo, me and Sango's boss. But we three have anything but a boss-employee relationship; we have all known each other since middle school. The funny thing is that Shippo is actually younger than the both of us and we are HIS employees.

" Yea, you know how Sango drives." Sango rolled her eyes at my comment while Shippo had a horrified expression covering his face.

" Yea, I do know. That's why I stopped asking for rides from her." he actually looked like he was gonna cry. That made the situation even funnier. I started laughing my head off.

Inuyasha POV

"My god I really need a beer"

" Same here. But what I'm mostly excited about are seeing those hott bartenders. Damn they are HELLA fine."

Here he goes...again. My god Miroku is such a horndog. He hits on anything with a space between its legs. And, well, for Koga, he's all right. But he can be one hell of an ass too.
We walk in and immediately head strait for the bar and take the open seats. Good god I need a drink.... or five. Miroku and Koga are chatting up one of the waitresses already. Ugh, don't wanna be part of that. I minus well take that seat on the other end of the bar….

" Hey there. Can I get you something to drink?" asked a sweet, feminine voice.

" Yeah can I get a--------"

Looking up to respond, I freeze as I spot the gorgeous beauty in front of me. I mean DAMN! She had long, straight raven locks that reached down to her midback. She even had the prettiest face I have ever seen, one of an angels. Big, brown almond eyes, long eyelashes, a cute nose, and the pink full lips. And for her body, let's just say even a playboy model would be jealous.
Oh wait! She's one of the bartenders that Miroku was talking about. Damn, Miroku wasn't lying this time. Wait...bartender...OH FUCK! She asked me what I wanted to drink like half a minute ago. Oh god she's even staring at me weirdly now. Shit! Gotta say something! Anything!

" Uh................"

UH?! That's all I could think of! Aw fuck she probably thinks I'm retarded now.

" Um... did you want me to come back in a minute?"

" NO!"

Think of a drink! Think of a drink!

" I'll, I'll have a mojito."

" Alright. One mojito cumin up."

" Thank you very much "

Aww fuck... I think she thinks I'm retarded now.

Kagome POV

I wonder if that man's okay. I mean, he kinda just stared at me. But oh my god was he hott! Damn he had such cool hair too; long, slick, and silver. And I could even see his well-toned muscles ripping out of his shirt. And he had the prettiest amber eyes I've ever seen! Sigh…
 OH WAIT! I gotta make the hott weird guy a mojito! All right, let's get started.

1 minute later.

I walk over to the man and slap a drink coaster down in front of him for the drink I just put down.

" Anything else for you?"

" Nope. Thank you."

I smile and walk towards my locker. I see Sango has beaten me to them already and is chatting up Rin, the bartender that has the shift right after hers.

" …..yeah and after that he said, " May you please do me the honor of bearing my child?"! What a pervert, right?! Right?!"

" Ha ha looks like you got yourself a little admirer. Show me who he is."

" Alright come here. He's…….aww man he's not there anymore."

" Oooolllaaalllaaa you sound disappointed."

" I AM NOT! I just couldn't show you what he looks like! That's it!"

" Ha ha okay chill Sango."

Eavesdropping is fun, but only if you know what it's about. After getting my things I walk over to them hoping to get in on the juicy conversation.

" Hey what are you guys talking about?"

" This fucking pervert decided to hit on me and ask me to--------"

" Sango has an admirer and is afraid to admit that she likes him a little too"

Aww, you gotta love Rin; always strait to the point.

Clink clink clink

" Shh!!! Someone's cumin!"

We all quiet down and stare at the door. It swings open and it'only…….Ayame, the bartender that has the shift right after mine. I think she's getting kind of creeped out that we keep staring at her because she decides to break the awkward silence.

" Uh… is there something on my face?" Yupp. This is definitely awkward.

" Ohh, NO NO NO! There's nothing on your face I mean… uh… come on Kagome let's go." Sango doesn't even wait for my answer before she drags me out of the door and towards the car.

Rin and Ayame

" What was that all about?"

" Sango got herself an admirer."

" That's it? Geezz… you guyz freaked the hell out of me cuz of that?"

" Yupp."

" Alright cool. Let's work."

Inuyasha POV

" Geez you guys look like shit."

Thank god I only had that one mojito.

" Whaaaa???"

" I don't get it."

" Inuyasha bear me a child"

Oh god Miroku. I guess you really are drunk. Alright, guess I'm dragging their asses out of the bar and driving tonight. Yay me.

" Alright guys time to go."

" Meh..."

" Uh…."

This should be fun…..

5 minutes later

My god. I am NEVER doing that again. Thank god they're out cold. I don't think I could endure their drunken talk.

6 minutes later

Thank god we are home. I managed to drag them onto the couches in less then 5 minutes. I should receive a medal for that. Hmmm….. aww fuck. The mail. Ugh….

Lifting my body sluggishly off the couch, I drag my ass out the front door and pick up the mail on the floor. Wonder what we got. Let's see…… bills, advertisements, playboy subscription renewal……wait what?! Oh wait….that's probably Miroku's. Alright last but not least, three letters from…. Mtv? MTV?! Aww shit! That means……..!

Kagome POV

The ride back home was nice and quite. I think we were both pretty tired. Oh yeah, by the way Sango and I share an apartment together. We both slowly got out of the car and made our way to the door. I reach into my purse, grabbed the keys, and opened the door. I let Sango in first since I needed to get the mail. Sango headed strait for the couch and put her head down.

" Ugh I'm tired."

" Yeah same here. But we got mail."

"What we get?"

" I don't know let me check."

Let's see… junk, junk, junk, bill, junk, junk, and….two letters….FROM MTV?!

" SANGO SANGO SANGO WAKE UP!!!!!!"

All of a sudden I hear a thump on the floor. Uhhh… I don't see Sango on the couch anymore. I suddenly see her rising up from the floor….and she looks really pissed.

" Kagome… this better be fucking good…"

" Oh trust me it is. Take a look at this letter. I have one and you have one."

" Oh my god. It's from MTV. That must mean….."

" Now now Sango. Let's open it first."

Kagome, Sango, and Inuyasha

Each of them tear the flap of their envelopes open . Reaching into the envelope and taking out the piece of paper, they begin opening the letter. Each of their hands are shaking, but finally stop when they begin reading the letter. In the time frame of about 10 seconds, they all began screaming and laughing and only one sentence could be heard from each of their mouths.

"WE'RE FUCKING GOING TO JAPAN TO BE ON A MOTHERFUCKING TV SHOW!!!!"

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Whew! Holy fuck that was long. Aww man…. isn't the first chapter supposed to be the shortest? Oh well… like they say in all the other stories…..

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